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Suffering from allergies? Well, there is a cure. Orgasm. Constricts the blood vessels in your nose and eyes and can clear a stuffy nose. Here's to good health. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/having- ... 11365.html
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Sex seems to cure a lot of things. 8)

Even a rainy day - at the very least, you won't care what weather is going on outside... :rofl:

It's also great exercise. Lots of cardio. Beats pilates by a long shot.

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So as long as I have sex every two hours I can dump the antihistamines, Well I'm willing to give it a go. The trouble is not many people fancy you when your eyes are red sore and watery, your sneezing every 30 seconds, and snot is pouring from your nose but I'm still willing to try it, fancy a quick shag anyone purely for medicinal reasons.
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The pollen count is high today and I've run out of antihistamines so we will have to use the natural remedy today.
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I urgently need to find a girlfriend. Not for sex, but so we can keep each other and our noses healthy every 2 hours. 8)
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I assume as it seems to be a matter of sexual arousal that solo sex would have the same effect, just use plenty of lube so you don't get sore. :rofl:
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As the workplace has to be more in tune with peoples medical needs now does that mean if your suffering hayfever you can have a break for the subtable treatment every two hours?
I think we need to consult the unions on this matter and the management will have to lay on the correct facilities, I doubt they would object to it but it would mean an executive shagging suite will have to be installed, the real workers will just have to go behind the bikesheds, it will be just like being back at school.
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Just go to the janitor's storage room. The janitor might barge in, but he really doesn't care unless you mess up his floor.

If there's a warehouse section, pile up a few boxes in a fort (like the good old days of blissful youth) and have at it.

If your car is large enough for the maneuvers, back seat will do it. Avoid subcompacts. :shock:

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bounddosster wrote:As the workplace has to be more in tune with peoples medical needs now does that mean if your suffering hayfever you can have a break for the subtable treatment every two hours?
The advantage of being retired: no more trouble with the union with this one. And I'm on the board of the union myself, so if there are problems I can solve them myself. :)
bound_jenny wrote:If there's a warehouse section, pile up a few boxes in a fort (like the good old days of blissful youth) and have at it.
Thanks for the tips. build a beautiful castle with boxes on top of each other and a blanket over it as extra cozy protection. :rofl:
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