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Austrian town of Fucking to change name

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Alas, a sad day has come... :cry:

The Austrian town of Fucking has decided to change its name... to Fugging.

It seems that the local population is tired of the endless snickering of tourists (seriously, I wouldn't change its name if it brought in tourists and their money).

Story here: https://www.dw.com/en/austrian-village- ... a-55740967

The world shall never be the same without Fucking...

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In Belgium it even appeared on the news reports on television.
Thanks to those fucking tourist thieves, we don't have the town "Fucking" for the rest of our lives. :cry:

Although, ... I never knew it existed before today. :facepalm: :rofl:
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They should put the old Fucking signs up for auction. They would probably make a Fucking lot of money. :mrgreen:

And I think I know the real reason for the change. :idea:

I suspect that Fugging was selected because that's what Fucking sounds like through a protective face mask. Yet another tragic loss to the coronavirus... :rofl:

So now we have to start Fugging each other, get all Fugged up, and don't give a Fugg about it. :mrgreen:

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Well that's just Fucking great isn't it. What a world we live in when a Fucking small little Fucking town can't even have a Fucking name like Fucking anymore because Fucking idiots make fun of the Fucking name. Fucking unbelievable.

Ok, but I kind of see their point... Given how clueless tourists can be, I can kind of wanting to ban them from your village. Especially a small little village like Fugging that would normally get mostly no visitors whatsoever.
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It's ok Ya'll,
We still have:
Climax, New York
Climaxes, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Michigan (two of them!), Minnesota, Missouri, North Carolina, Pennsylvania and Virginia.
Rough and Ready, California
Bumpass, Virginia
French Lick, Indiana
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Cumming, Georgia
Beaverlick, Kentucky
Blue Ball, Ohio
Busti, New York
Buttzville, New Jersey
Erect, North Carolina
Horneytown, North Carolina
Hookersville, West Virginia

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Plus -

Cockermouth - Cumbria
Butt Hole Road - South Yorkshire
Bell End - Worcestershire
Cocks - Cornwall
Fingringhoe - Essex

...and who could forget the classics

Shitterton - Dorset
Shittington - Bedfordshire, UK

And countless more :mrgreen:
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Honourable mention must go to some pretty naughty Newfoundland towns:

Dildo (it even has a post office)
South Dildo (down the road south from Dildo)
Spread Eagle (just a bit west of South Dildo)
Conception Bay (somewhat farther south)

Newfies are a kinky lot. 8)

They ain't doin' no Fugging. They do the real Fucking thing - with toys!

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And as a man living in Europe, I have to miss America's two greatest women: Miss Issippi and Miss Ouri. :rofl:
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kinbaku wrote:And as a man living in Europe, I have to miss America's two greatest women: Miss Issippi and Miss Ouri. :rofl:
Just avoid getting a Massawippi. It makes for a very painful wippi... :shock:

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bound_jenny wrote:kinbaku wrote:
And as a man living in Europe, I have to miss America's two greatest women: Miss Issippi and Miss Ouri.


Just avoid getting a Massawippi. It makes for a very painful wippi...

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And you could end up in MissOuri :facepalm:

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Heres a few more;
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Here are a few more;
Anus, France
Bitchfield, UK
Wetwang, Yorkshire, UK
Pussy, France
Fingringhoe, UK
De Cocksdorp, Netherland
Titty Ho, UK
Big Hole Valley, Montana, USA

and don't forget the best place "Bondage" in Thialand.

Sorry, made the last one up, but I think it would be a great place to visit if it existed.
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bounddosster wrote:and don't forget the best place "Bondage" in Thialand.

Sorry, made the last one up, but I think it would be a great place to visit if it existed.
Thailand does have Phuket, usually pronounced pookette but if you stick to what I learned of English (and French), "ph" is pronouched as "f". So one can go fuck it in Phuket (since there will be no more Fucking in Austria, poor Austrians... :mrgreen: ).

There's an Anus in France? Just one? That would complicate bathroom visits... :shock:

But at least there's a Pussy. It's a much better place to stick your Wetwang than an Anus. While you're fondling the Titty Ho's... :wink:

Dear me, this could go on forever... :rofl:

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Luckily those tourists have not yet discovered this site. Then a lot of cities would be quite busy looking for a new name. :facepalm:
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