See? A hamster for every occasion. That's so cute!
JIMDINI wrote:Look out Jenny they're drinking all your beer
They can only get to the little sample bottles. One that had a few under the belt (do hamsters wear belts? Ummm... Sir C, can you answer that?) tried to wrassle a full size bottle but ended up in traction at the vet for a few weeks.
Natale wrote:I wonder if hamsters get highly agitated when a Klingon is nearby?
I'm not sure, but if you get a hamster drunk enough they'll pick a fight with anyone, even a Klingon.
They might look cute and cuddly, but liquor them up and they get a nasty case of bad attitude. And I'm not talking about the Klingons.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
He has his hamsters organized by theme in alphabetical order. I'm sure there's a ballerina hamster in there somewhere...
Wait for it...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
You watch your mouth! There are ladies around here, you know.
I'll have none of that five dollar word stuff... though I think that one is eight dollars and forty-nine cents. Non-taxable, or course.
Payable to the hamster clerk at the checkout...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Under the fur. At one time in the 19th century, there was a fad for a few months (started in early spring, with new fashions, ended in late summer) when hamsters wore their corsets over the fur, but it was very hot, itchy and messed up their fur. So they went back to wearing them underneath again.
I can't believe I just made that up.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Have I earned the right to be in on that joke? Oh please, pretty please.....
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
You mean you haven't heard about Sir Cs' Army of mutant and kinky HAMSTERS It is believed they might have a secret base in Hamsterdam. But with the proliferation of giant ferris wheels in many cities including London, it is possible his quest for world domination has progressed further than Jenny is aware Jenny has been cloning an army of lovely hamsterivorous (?) ladies , in an attempt to thwart him , now back to the plot, err hijack, … well we did warn you there are some very strange people here (including some who have cookies)
Never confuse your ambitions with your abilities. If you can't free yourself, who will?
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
Jim, my mother used to warn me when I walked to the bus stop, "watch out for the weirdos". She doesn't say that anymore. Somehow, I BECAME the person my mother was trying to warn me about. It is nice to have a place to be proud of it.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!