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Ummmm... no. :(

Someone fact-checked it:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sweden-sex-sport/

Nice prank, though. :rofl:

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Something I heard on the comedy morning radio show as I was leaving. I risked being late for work to post, but sadly, did not read into it. Hoped maybe bondage games would be next to follow.
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Hoped maybe bondage games would be next to follow.
We have a few gold medalists in this forum.
We should found the IOBC - International Olympic Bondage Committee. :idea:

A lot of categories could be created, like best ropework, speed bondage, erotic squirming, competitive domination, etc.

Olympics like that, I could watch. :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Hoped maybe bondage games would be next to follow.
We have a few gold medalists in this forum.
We should found the IOBC - International Olympic Bondage Committee. :idea:

A lot of categories could be created, like best ropework, speed bondage, erotic squirming, competitive domination, etc.

Olympics like that, I could watch. :rofl:

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Maybe we start with a rodeo. Hog tie the slave, ride the pony, and not sure if period appropriate, but a chariot race, Ben Hur style :evil: :whip:
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Maybe we start with a rodeo. Hog tie the slave, ride the pony, and not sure if period appropriate, but a chariot race, Ben Hur style :evil: :whip:
Nice! To be period correct, cart racing would be more appropriate. Besides, I would rather sit with the whip than stand.
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Where can I reserve my place to participate in the competition? :wink:
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That reminds me of the 'rodeo position'. No bondage involved.

You get your woman on all fours on a nice soft rug in the middle of the living room. You enter her from behind, wrap your legs tightly around hers, reach round and get a firm grip on her breasts, then whisper gently into her ear.

"In this position you feel just like your sister"

And then you try to stay on for eight seconds.
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Sergio wrote:That reminds me of the 'rodeo position'. No bondage involved.

You get your woman on all fours on a nice soft rug in the middle of the living room. You enter her from behind, wrap your legs tightly around hers, reach round and get a firm grip on her breasts, then whisper gently into her ear.

"In this position you feel just like your sister"

And then you try to stay on for eight seconds.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Sergio wrote:That reminds me of the 'rodeo position'. No bondage involved.

You get your woman on all fours on a nice soft rug in the middle of the living room. You enter her from behind, wrap your legs tightly around hers, reach round and get a firm grip on her breasts, then whisper gently into her ear.

"In this position you feel just like your sister"

And then you try to stay on for eight seconds.
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That is terrible!!!!

But so so funny :rofl:

If the events were for the person who was competing I think mine would be the French Maid cleaning challenge.
So like dressage and show jumping (yes I use to be a horse woman through my teens) where you have to complete the house work in the fastest time and with the least amount of faults.
To make things more challenging the competitors would also have to be dressed accordingly, then perhaps some bondage so they can move around and complete the challenges but it does restrict them a little.
And there is a toy in a special place to make it more interesting.

Simple rules the fastest time and cleanest house wins.
Any incomplete tasks means a time penalty
Any orgasms also means a time penalty

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Sergio wrote:That reminds me of the 'rodeo position'. No bondage involved.

You get your woman on all fours on a nice soft rug in the middle of the living room. You enter her from behind, wrap your legs tightly around hers, reach round and get a firm grip on her breasts, then whisper gently into her ear.

"In this position you feel just like your sister"

And then you try to stay on for eight seconds.
:lol: :rofl:
I'd bring my lasso as a backup so I'm safe if she throws me off:
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Watch out it doesn't go this way
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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Watch out it doesn't go this way
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With that wife of Sergio's story there is a good chance of that. :rofl:
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