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world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby ponylady » 01 May 2008, 04:16

says the masochist: "torture me"

answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
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Short joke contest???

Postby Dark_Lizerd » 01 May 2008, 05:29

" Come over, we're bound to have fun..."
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby DarinaTV » 12 May 2008, 09:26

ponylady wrote:says the masochist: "torture me"

answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


That is very funny :D
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Postby bound_jenny » 12 May 2008, 11:52

Which leads to the inevitable punishment for sinners such as us... going to Heaven. :shock:

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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 28 May 2019, 23:32

Ring,ring. Mistress Madame's house, how may I help you? Oh, you want to talk to Mistress? Sorry, she's tied up at the moment!
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 03 Jun 2020, 05:43

I was chatting on a platform I won't name at 3:47am, with a promiscuous user in the same time zone, who asked if I was good in bed. I replied
"No".
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby kinbaku » 03 Jun 2020, 13:20

I called my mistress on the cell phone last night. She replied, "Hmfff ..." :gag: :shock:
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 04 Jun 2021, 13:04

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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 13 Jul 2021, 17:29

Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby ponylady » 16 Jul 2021, 03:51

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.


One of my all time favorite movies.
When i read the (still beautifull) book „shoeless joe“ afterwards, i was a bit disappointed,
Because the movie was able to create a magical feeling of wonderment that only could be told
In the combination of words & pictures.

But i rant.

It is not really a joke. It stands for „tidied“ .
Think about what we know about james earl jones character and you‘ll understand.
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 16 Jul 2021, 05:48

ponylady wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.


One of my all time favorite movies.
When i read the (still beautifull) book „shoeless joe“ afterwards, i was a bit disappointed,
Because the movie was able to create a magical feeling of wonderment that only could be told
In the combination of words & pictures.

But i rant.

It is not really a joke. It stands for „tidied“ .
Think about what we know about james earl jones character and you‘ll understand.

Nailed it.
Kevin Costner thought it was funny. But no, I do not agree. Except I imagine Jame Earl Jones's voice answering, "Ty (Cobb) died". ("Now go away". ) Just what a recluse like Terrance might say. Great movie.
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 24 Jul 2021, 04:37

The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby bound_jenny » 24 Jul 2021, 07:37

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".


:rofl:

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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby bounddosster » 25 Jul 2021, 11:17

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".


I'm a little concerned they were talking to a piece of rope and majorly concerned the rope talked back.
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke

Postby JIMDINI » 25 Jul 2021, 16:08

bounddosster wrote:Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".


I'm a little concerned they were talking to a piece of rope and majorly concerned the rope talked back.


Perhaps it wanted to be the gag :D
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