You eat tea? And let me guess, you drink your biscuit?bounddosster wrote:There are some things you just don't want to read, especially while eating your tea.
"Car Dodging"
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I'm not yet very comfortable expressing my love for kink from my private life. I will therefor hide behind my username KinkInSpace and not allow any connections to who I really am. I'm sure you'll understand.
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Oh goodie... you're saving up a great session for an occasion aren't you? I've had a similar experience, but luckily not as dramatic.Kinkylady wrote:I haven't had a chance to try the duct tape panties but it will happen in the near future. And, making sure I have had a good poop prior to taping myself up is a point well taken. I had an accident a few years ago where I was about two hours into a scene when I had to poop. I was out in the field, a big butt plug tied into my ass and I tried to hold and delay the inevitable but after a while, I couldn't hold it anylonger and splash, poop leaked out from around my butt plug and ran down my leg onto my feet. What a smelly mess it was. Of course I was near naked, my tits were tied up so I did the best I could. I first used a hand full of leaves to try to scrap the shit off my legs, then I used hand fulls of sand to see if that would help, it didn't help much. I was a literal stinking mess. I used more leaves and after a while I was dirty, but most of the poop was scrapped off. I creped back to my car and found a towel under the seat and a bottle of wter as well. I got cleaned up enough to get into the car without getting the seat all soiled. I still smelled though. I was trying to think of what I was going to tell the people at the carwash when I took it in to get it detailed. Anyway, I did have an extra pair of pants in the boot so I was able to get home without much trouble. I did throw the pants away, didn't even try to wash them. So yes, I alway poop before I insert the butt plug now days. lol
I was at home with a buttplug in and I felt that I needed to poop too. I had a large plug in so I went to the toilet to get it out. With larger plugs, I usually "poop it out" so to speak. This makes it easy to get the plug out somewhat comfortable.
Well, this time, it sort of exploded out. I was totally unprepared for this and was not yet above the toilet. As a result, I shitted on the floor before the toilet.
It was a total mess. Lesson learned.
And for all your creative minds, think of South Park's Kenny with his explosive diarrhea.
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I'm not yet very comfortable expressing my love for kink from my private life. I will therefor hide behind my username KinkInSpace and not allow any connections to who I really am. I'm sure you'll understand.
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I can't believe I missed that one, bored out of my brains for a week laid up with a back injury, and there sits a juicy bit of sarcasm I missed.KinkInSpace wrote:You eat tea? And let me guess, you drink your biscuit?bounddosster wrote:There are some things you just don't want to read, especially while eating your tea.
I was referring to Tea as in the meal tea, here in my part of England we have Breakfast, dinner & tea. Unless you are posh or the idle rich then you have breakfast, lunch, (or luncheon if you're super posh), and dinner. Tea is a drink but if you're posh you drink wine with dinner around 8 pm but you drink tea and eat cucumber sandwiches at 4 pm, the tea must be drunk from a china cup that has a saucer while holding one's little finger out. This was known as a tea time or tiffin.
For the working and middle classes, at 4 pm you were still working so the 4 pm tea-drinking time was pushed back to around 6 pm usually after returning from work by which time you wanted a meal so dinner was brought forward and combined with tea giving tea time. which is what I was referring to. As I'm neither rich, idle, or posh I eat my tea meal at tea time accompanied by a cup (mug) of tea.
But if we go out for a meal that is called dinner regardless of your class, unless it is between 12-3 pm in which case it is called lunch. But before 12 noon it is called eleven-is unless before 10.30am in which case it is a late breakfast or before 9 pm then it is called breakfast. Of course, if you go to a quality establishment you can have an all-day breakfast. Simple.
We English are funny like that.
The only time I drink a biscuit is when I over-dunk and the bugger drops off in the mug.
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Thanks for explaining that. I honestly thought it was a typo before this explanation. Now I concur with your assessment of English people being "funny like that".
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I'm not yet very comfortable expressing my love for kink from my private life. I will therefor hide behind my username KinkInSpace and not allow any connections to who I really am. I'm sure you'll understand.
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Especially with their tea time.KinkInSpace wrote:Now I concur with your assessment of English people being "funny like that".
Here we are talking about the four o'clock snack. And here too the four o'clock snack usually takes place at 6 pm.
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We might be funny but just you try and take our tea off us.KinkInSpace wrote:Thanks for explaining that. I honestly thought it was a typo before this explanation. Now I concur with your assessment of English people being "funny like that".
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For Brits, trying that is as good as a declaration of war.bounddosster wrote: try and take our tea off us.
About as much as trying to deprive Canadians of their Tim Horton's coffee.
Especially this Canadian...
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And especially if you want to take away that hot coffee, by that cold weather. It's worse than a declaration of war.bound_jenny wrote:For Brits, trying that is as good as a declaration of war.bounddosster wrote: try and take our tea off us.
About as much as trying to deprive Canadians of their Tim Horton's coffee.
Especially this Canadian...
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A few tea images.
When it came to the vote this is what clinched it.
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Of course, you can mix pleasure with pleasure.
This is what is meant by aftercare.
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When a thread goes this far off topic, Shannon SteelSlave is obligated to say something like this: That car pool is swerving to avoid Claudia.Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Yes, did kind of go off topic a bit.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Shannon SteelSlave also likes this :When a thread goes this far off topic, Shannon SteelSlave is obligated to say something like this: That car pool is swerving to avoid Claudia.
Once the car was emptied it wasn't so much a case of car dodging. more a case of a dodgy car.
If only the owner had bothered to fix the aim of the screen washers it would never have happened.
I've heard of backseat drivers but never backseat swimmers.
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That car is a 1969 Cadillac Deville, refitted with a hot tub. Look up "Carpool Deville". (Trying to "steer" this thread back onto the road by at least talking about cars, and avoiding Claudia.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Plenty of room on the back seat for procreation attempts.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:That car is a 1969 Cadillac Deville
Plenty of room in the trunk to carry the "toys" when on a field trip.
I can always give Claudia a ride, if need be.
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If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
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Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!