The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Tell us about your latest, greatest, best, worst or simply funniest bondage/selfbondage/chastity/CD experience. Only true stories please!
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Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

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bounddosster wrote:Unfortunately I can't read your mind but feel free to share any ideas in a pm. :wink:
Without reading it yourself, print out the PM and let her read it (if you dare :mrgreen: ).
You can share it later if you want.
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kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:Unfortunately I can't read your mind but feel free to share any ideas in a pm. :wink:
Without reading it yourself, print out the PM and let her read it (if you dare :mrgreen: ).
You can share it later if you want.
I'm not crazy you know, They gave me the paperwork to prove it.

As to sharing it, well you'll all just have to use your imaginations. :)
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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bounddosster wrote: I'm not crazy you know, They gave me the paperwork to prove it.
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Does everyone else have this certificate?
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Does everyone else have this certificate?
Mine says "Not Crazy". With footnotes "Atypical" and "tendency toward megalomania and bakery".

:mrgreen:

Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Mine is self signed, I certified myself not crazy.
I couldn't find anyone else crazy enough to sign it.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Ooohhh, I have one of those. Only it says I'm clearly a loony and need to be kept locked in straightjacket and strapped down to the bed. :mrgreen: :rofl:
How may I serve you? *Curtsey*
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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
👠👠
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If ever your presented with a certificate declaring some ones sanity always check the small print. There might be an only valid
under certain circumstances clause or a non acceptance of responsibility statement. I usually find most documents have a "just covering my arse" clause so you can't get any redress.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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What an awesome way to end a holiday. I suitably impressed and rather envious.
I'd add that even with the 'distractions' you were likely driving safer than most on the road so all power to you. I can only imagine how it felt, as a transperson I didn't take the opportunity to drive in a skirt until I was so used to dressing female that it was nothing special.
In the UK very little is expressly prohibited legally as the system prefers things like 'driving in an unsafe manner' which earns lawyers more money. That said it has it's advantages as some of the shit boxes I've been called out to impound can be actioned on the spot rather than cause an incident and kill third parties.
That's a great post and I really enjoyed reading about it too. I wish you many, many happy miles.
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I was looking through our holiday photos and discovered this sneaky photo my wife took of me on the beach as I was looking at something interesting. I had no idea she had took it and no idea I was showing that much of the new knickers she had bought me. Luckily I don't think you can tell there ladies panties unless your close. Can you?
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bounddosster wrote:no idea I was showing that much of the new knickers she had bought me
You're almost qualified to be a plumber. A bit more butt crack and you have a nice job... :rofl:

It's the knickers that are blocking the view.

Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:no idea I was showing that much of the new knickers she had bought me
You're almost qualified to be a plumber. A bit more butt crack and you have a nice job... :rofl:

It's the knickers that are blocking the view.

Jenny.
Actually plumping is one of my skills and I've never been afraid to show my rear, whether someone wants to see it or not is another question. :)
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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bounddosster wrote: plumping is one of my skills and I've never been afraid to show my rear, whether someone wants to see it or not is another question. :)
"Plumping"?
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Here in Belgium, the plumbers remove the dirt from the drain pipe to allow the water to flow through again.
Bounddosster is a specialist in removing dirt from the earth (the black stones) with his green stick, which sometimes causes the waters of the seas to have a high tide instead of a low tide.
So finally I know it's not the moon and the sun that are causing this. :idea:
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kinbaku wrote:it's not the moon and the sun that are causing this. :idea:
Nah, too easy.........
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
👠👠
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