Today we did a pee game.
In his onesie with a cold water balloon like a 6 month old baby and without socks so that his cold feet stimulated the bladder (photo 3).
The baby balloon filled up very slowly so that he hear all the cold water flowing in as a preparation for what was to come.
On the couch he drank half a can of soda. Whenever he drank, I drank along with a big glass of water.
Then he would stand with his bare feet in the cold bath tube for 5 minutes. After that still in the bath, rocking the baby up and down with his hands for a few minutes.
Then back to the couch for the rest of the soda and 10 sit-ups on the floor, 10 seconds between each sit-up.
Then on all fours get the next soda and back to the couch to drink half of it. Then lie on his stomach with 80% pressure on the baby for 5 minutes and then move back and forth to stimulate his bladder with the baby for 7 minutes.
The next half soda and hopping to the bath to stand in it for 3 minutes and then very slowly run water into it for 2 minutes. I'm just a devil.
Then sitting on the toilet for 1 minute with only the panty on to try to piss just a little bit and then stop it. After which he had to put on his onesie again and go to the couch in small steps without using his hands, but making sure the baby didn't fall down. Once there, half the can of soda was drunk.
There we played a Trivia game: first he had to name 20 different countries in Europe and find more than 60%. He got 85%.
Then within 3 minutes 20 capitals of Europe: If he got 60% right, he can pee properly. Between 55% and 35% right, pee in onesie on the toilet. If less or equal than 35%, pee in onesie in the tub.
Within 3 minutes he had just 35%, only afterwards did he get 45% of the points.
Then the 3rd soda, making him have a full bladder.
So then to the bath-tube, but I put him under so much pressure: I counted down the 5 minutes in which he has to pee. Of course he only succeeded after I gave him free rein after those 5 minutes (photo 2). That is why he had to pop the balloon in the toilet, let the amniotic fluid run into the toilet and already purify the onesie and panty a bit (Photo 1).
Then he was allowed to take off the onesie and take a hot shower and put on his bear onesie and socks for the rest of the evening for 2 hours.
Now I was finally allowed to go to the toilet so that I didn't have to piss in my office.

It was very much needed.
