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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Sorry I don't speak French anymore, Bob. I get 5 across the eyes by my Moms every time I try.
Trying is half the way to victory (Yoda whould certainly disagree^^)
kinbaku wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Sorry I don't speak French anymore, Bob. I get 5 across the eyes by my Moms every time I try.
In Dutch there is a joke: ""Ik ken geen Frans, maar Frans kent mij" ("I don't know French (language), but (Mr.) French (first name of the person) knows me"). :)
:D we have a lots a jokes too but i don t want to be banned ^^
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BoundorbeBound wrote: Trying is half the way to victory (Yoda whould certainly disagree^^)
I got the cartoon GI Joe version: "Knowing is half the battle".
BoundorbeBound wrote: we have a lots a jokes too but i don t want to be banned
Fine so long as the jokes are tasteful, not insulting, not too gross, and funny.

Most likely you wouldn't be banned but the joke (butt of the joke? * ) would certainly end up in binary void space.

* :idea: So if there a butt of the joke, there must be a corresponding butt plug of the jocular variety. Like one that makes fart noises (a whoopee butt plug, close relative of the cushion of the same variety).

Or one that makes a squeaky-toy sound every time gas is passed. I like that better.

Kinda smelly, no? :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:* :idea: So if there a butt of the joke, there must be a corresponding butt plug of the jocular variety. Like one that makes fart noises (a whoopee butt plug, close relative of the cushion of the same variety).

Or one that makes a squeaky-toy sound every time gas is passed. I like that better.

Kinda smelly, no? :rofl:

Jenny.
And then eat a lot of pea soup. :facepalm: :oops: :rofl:
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bound_jenny wrote: * :idea: So if there a butt of the joke, there must be a corresponding butt plug of the jocular variety. Like one that makes fart noises (a whoopee butt plug, close relative of the cushion of the same variety).

Or one that makes a squeaky-toy sound every time gas is passed. I like that better.

Kinda smelly, no? :rofl:

Jenny.
:D Understood, i ll think twice before trying a joke because if it goes too fart :facepalm: i ll have to buy new toys ^^.
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I haven't even seen the ban hammer, but I think I know where unfit jokes go to die.
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I don't think I have even gotten that close to the black hole.
If I learn to speak....foreign, it will be so I get these jokes.
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BoundorbeBound wrote: because if it goes too fart :facepalm:
:rofl:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote: but I think I know where unfit jokes go to die.
I love that Simpsons Tron parody! 8)

Jenny.
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Hi BoundorbeBound. Welcome! :hi:
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