Public boundage, busted.
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Public boundage, busted.
Honestly officer I was just walking down the path and the wind blew a sheet of shrink wrap around me and tied me to this tree and never mind calling your mates to come and see, just scratch my nose, please.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Re: Public boundage, busted.
The lengths these conservationists go to to protect trees is amazing.
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When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
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Re: Public boundage, busted.
Tree-hugging gone bonkers...JIMDINI wrote:The lengths these conservationists go to to protect trees is amazing.
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Re: Public boundage, busted.
Officer....."yes Sargent, I have detained the suspect."
Sargent...."I thought you said you had lost your handcuffs."
Officer....."No Sargent, I know where the cuffs are , it's the keys I lost."
Sargent...."Is your wife searching the house for them ?"
Officer....."well,she has searched the bed,anything else would be a bit difficult."
Sargent..."So how did you manage to detain the suspect ?"
Officer...."I improvised Sarg."
Sargent...."I thought you said you had lost your handcuffs."
Officer....."No Sargent, I know where the cuffs are , it's the keys I lost."
Sargent...."Is your wife searching the house for them ?"
Officer....."well,she has searched the bed,anything else would be a bit difficult."
Sargent..."So how did you manage to detain the suspect ?"
Officer...."I improvised Sarg."
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Public boundage, busted.
it might be embarrassing but DAMN that looks like fun
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Heard on the radio today: A man and woman engaged in sex in the woods left a box of chocolates in the wood, for the hunter who caught them so he wouldn't distribute the photos.
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Re: Public boundage, busted.
Belgian chocolate, I hope...kinbaku wrote:Heard on the radio today: A man and woman engaged in sex in the woods left a box of chocolates in the wood, for the hunter who caught them so he wouldn't distribute the photos.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Darth chocolate is better than milk chocolate.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Yes . Only a pity that they did not tell which forest, because then I would have gone after it myself.bound_jenny wrote:Belgian chocolate, I hope...
Usually they are in 2 layers in the boxes, so if I only eat the top layer, the hunter still has enough and does not get a stomach ache.
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........Or maybe that's the pointkinbaku wrote:Yes . Only a pity that they did not tell which forest, because then I would have gone after it myself.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Follow the gut (stomach) feeling.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:........Or maybe that's the point
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Re: Public boundage, busted.
A box of chocolates as a bribe could be an awkward way to go, I mean is the hunter a a hard or soft centre kind of person, milk or dark, nut allergy, milk allergy, vegetarian, vegan, though I think you could rule out the last two on the grounds of what they were doing there. Personally I'd have gone for cold hard cash or a free pass to the next session.kinbaku wrote:Heard on the radio today: A man and woman engaged in sex in the woods left a box of chocolates in the wood, for the hunter who caught them so he wouldn't distribute the photos.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.