Public boundage, busted.

bounddosster · Post by **bounddosster** » 22 Jul 2014, 17:19

Honestly officer I was just walking down the path and the wind blew a sheet of shrink wrap around me and tied me to this tree and never mind calling your mates to come and see, just scratch my nose, please.

JIMDINI · Post by **JIMDINI** » 22 Jul 2014, 18:26

The lengths these conservationists go to to protect trees is amazing.

Post by **bound_jenny** » 22 Jul 2014, 19:24

JIMDINI wrote:The lengths these conservationists go to to protect trees is amazing.

Tree-hugging gone bonkers...

Jenny.

bounddosster · Post by **bounddosster** » 22 Jul 2014, 19:41

Officer....."yes Sargent, I have detained the suspect."
Sargent...."I thought you said you had lost your handcuffs."
Officer....."No Sargent, I know where the cuffs are

, it's the keys I lost."
Sargent...."Is your wife searching the house for them ?"
Officer....."well,she has searched the bed,anything else would be a bit difficult."
Sargent..."So how did you manage to detain the suspect ?"
Officer...."I improvised Sarg."

tiemeupalso · Post by **tiemeupalso** » 31 Jul 2014, 21:05

it might be embarrassing but DAMN that looks like fun

Kinbaku · Post by **Kinbaku** » 29 Oct 2020, 00:02

Heard on the radio today: A man and woman engaged in sex in the woods left a box of chocolates in the wood, for the hunter who caught them so he wouldn't distribute the photos.

Post by **bound_jenny** » 29 Oct 2020, 01:00

kinbaku wrote:Heard on the radio today: A man and woman engaged in sex in the woods left a box of chocolates in the wood, for the hunter who caught them so he wouldn't distribute the photos.

Belgian chocolate, I hope...

Jenny.

Post by **Shannon SteelSlave** » 29 Oct 2020, 01:06

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Post by **bound_jenny** » 29 Oct 2020, 08:25

Darth chocolate is better than milk chocolate.

Jenny.

Kinbaku · Post by **Kinbaku** » 29 Oct 2020, 08:52

bound_jenny wrote:Belgian chocolate, I hope...

Yes

. Only a pity that they did not tell which forest, because then I would have gone after it myself.
Usually they are in 2 layers in the boxes, so if I only eat the top layer, the hunter still has enough and does not get a stomach ache.

Post by **Shannon SteelSlave** » 29 Oct 2020, 12:26

kinbaku wrote:Yes . Only a pity that they did not tell which forest, because then I would have gone after it myself.

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........Or maybe that's the point

Kinbaku · Post by **Kinbaku** » 29 Oct 2020, 22:22

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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........Or maybe that's the point

Follow the gut (stomach) feeling.

bounddosster · Post by **bounddosster** » 02 Nov 2020, 22:53

kinbaku wrote:Heard on the radio today: A man and woman engaged in sex in the woods left a box of chocolates in the wood, for the hunter who caught them so he wouldn't distribute the photos.

A box of chocolates as a bribe could be an awkward way to go, I mean is the hunter a a hard or soft centre kind of person, milk or dark, nut allergy, milk allergy, vegetarian, vegan, though I think you could rule out the last two on the grounds of what they were doing there. Personally I'd have gone for cold hard cash or a free pass to the next session.

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