Party on isle 15!!!
- Dark_Lizerd
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Party on isle 15!!!
I think a section for "Humor" or "Funnies" could be intertaining...
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Don't ask, we both wont understand the answer...
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Don't ask, we both wont understand the answer...
http://www.mediafire.com/download/09dtr ... e_V2_2.exe Not just for nubies any more...
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
Isn't that primarily what "Everything else" is for?
and lol at the pic.
and lol at the pic.
- bound_jenny
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
Why do you think I hang around hardware stores a lot?
Jenny.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: Party on isle 15!!!
you do realize i won't get rid of that picture right now in my minds eye for @ least week ?bound_jenny wrote:Why do you think I hang around hardware stores a lot?
Maybe next time phrase your reply with a bit less of doublemeaning ?
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- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
Been doin' the 'depot a lot lately. Have to look for that sign. The first thing I think of, before getting whatever I need for the house is what kink needs do I have. I don't dare make out a shopping list for that stuff though, but I don't really need one, as kink takes up about 80% of my conscious thought.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
Me too, every time I go shopping I'm always looking out for stuff that could be put to a kinky use.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Been doin' the 'depot a lot lately. Have to look for that sign. The first thing I think of, before getting whatever I need for the house is what kink needs do I have. I don't dare make out a shopping list for that stuff though, but I don't really need one, as kink takes up about 80% of my conscious thought.
Great minds think alike Shannon or should that be kinky minds think alike.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
I just like to make sure I have enough $$ when I go, or else I could come up short on home remodeling supplies. I can't get mad, much less stay mad at my kink. Just don't want it causing delays on my projects.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
Best place to find all sorts of pervertables.
Rope, chains, padlocks, etc. for the usual fun.
Most interesting is really long cable ties, like in the 24 to 48 inch range. Perfect for corset boning! Cut to length, soften the ends with a candle flame, and voila!
Best fun is a tightlaced, smartly-dressed lady coming to the checkout with a couple of packages of 48-inch cable ties, some bundles of rope, and looking at the expression of the cashier.
I'd say it's somewhere in the general area of "swallowed a goldfish".
Jenny.
Rope, chains, padlocks, etc. for the usual fun.
Most interesting is really long cable ties, like in the 24 to 48 inch range. Perfect for corset boning! Cut to length, soften the ends with a candle flame, and voila!
Best fun is a tightlaced, smartly-dressed lady coming to the checkout with a couple of packages of 48-inch cable ties, some bundles of rope, and looking at the expression of the cashier.
I'd say it's somewhere in the general area of "swallowed a goldfish".
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
If we learned anything form "Breaking Bad", it's that you don't buy everything in one place. Unless you are trying to get that reaction from the cashier. Personally, I hope to see the one that "gets me" and smiles as she rings me up.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
- bounddosster
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
I actually had this once, I was doing some major electrical work and was right out of cable ties so went to Screwfix and bought a lot of different sizes probably about twenty packs, I thought nothing of it but the cashier said "I won't ask what you want that lot for". It was a purely innocent purchase but after the cashies comment I realise what could be read into the most innocent of purchases. My response to the cashier was "it's all perfectly innocent" and gave her a wink.bound_jenny wrote:Best place to find all sorts of pervertables.
Rope, chains, padlocks, etc. for the usual fun.
Most interesting is really long cable ties, like in the 24 to 48 inch range. Perfect for corset boning! Cut to length, soften the ends with a candle flame, and voila!
Best fun is a tightlaced, smartly-dressed lady coming to the checkout with a couple of packages of 48-inch cable ties, some bundles of rope, and looking at the expression of the cashier.
I'd say it's somewhere in the general area of "swallowed a goldfish".
Jenny.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
We have a winner!bounddosster wrote:
I actually had this once, I was doing some major electrical work and was right out of cable ties so went to Screwfix and bought a lot of different sizes probably about twenty packs, I thought nothing of it but the cashier said "I won't ask what you want that lot for". It was a purely innocent purchase but after the cashies comment I realise what could be read into the most innocent of purchases. My response to the cashier was "it's all perfectly innocent" and gave her a wink.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
Whoopee I'm a winner. . and my prize is?
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
That cashier, for a day of debauchery!
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
- bounddosster
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Re: Party on isle 15!!!
Nice, I'll ask her to bring some more cable ties, the long ones.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Re: Party on isle 15!!!
I know this is my first post here, but I'm always online here for about 2 years now
I really like beeing in the hardware store to look for stuff and I once bought that pack of 40 clothespins and a piece of wood I think no one there had in mind that I would create a type of handcuffs out of the wood and 40 clothespins? y'all lnow why ;D
(when I understood how it works) I have a picture what I did for you
I missed to buy glue for the wood but I'll buy that soon
I really like beeing in the hardware store to look for stuff and I once bought that pack of 40 clothespins and a piece of wood I think no one there had in mind that I would create a type of handcuffs out of the wood and 40 clothespins? y'all lnow why ;D
(when I understood how it works) I have a picture what I did for you
I missed to buy glue for the wood but I'll buy that soon