i think i know whom he is married to......

[ponylady]

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

let's just hope he knows how to lace a corset, or that marriage is really doomed.

[bound_jenny]

I see my reputation precedes me...

Jenny.

[Kronopticon]

oh jenny, does he even remember being male any more?

[bound_jenny]

oh jenny, does he even remember being male any more?

Every time he dances the Nutcracker.

Jenny.

[Kronopticon]

ohh god. that sent shivers down my spine

[bound_jenny]

ohh god. that sent shivers down my spine

That was the intent. Remember, I'm pure evil.

Jenny.

[RADER]

That was the intent. Remember, I'm pure evil.

Jenny.

O' Jenny, I bet your a putty cat most of the time, Maybe the putty cat
would like to try out a cage? LOL Rader

[Kronopticon]

i HAVE wondered that actually i mean, i could always just sneak some ropes around your feet when you arent looking and catch you off guard on your 7 inch heels, and you couldnt bend over and do anything about it because i sneakily padlocked you into your corset

[bound_jenny]

O' Jenny, I bet your a putty cat most of the time, Maybe the putty cat
would like to try out a cage? LOL Rader

I just love cats. Soft and furry and armed. They can purr and roll around sensually, enjoying the moment, and then claw your face off on a whim. That reminds me - I have an appointment for a manicure tomorrow.

i HAVE wondered that actually i mean, i could always just sneak some ropes around your feet when you arent looking and catch you off guard on your 7 inch heels, and you couldnt bend over and do anything about it because i sneakily padlocked you into your corset

Sigh... Men are always underestimating me. First, catching me off guard will be quite a challenge. Experience has given me very wide peripheral vision. Second, padlocking me into my corset will not prevent me from bending over and giving you a well-deserved punishment while you're still down there.

And if I were you, I would keep an eye on those heels. They have very shiny steel tips.

Jenny.

[Kronopticon]

oh dont mind me, im just a sucker for punishment

[RADER]

O' Jenny;
When would like me to start building you a custom cage?
Once you go in, you can not come out. Just sit there and try to wiggle
if you can. Rader