Need a dare

[doomguy1]

Hello everyone, and if the title didn't say it well enough, I need a dare.

I have:
1:A dog caller chain (only the two outer chains can fit my locks, can be fixed with zip ties)
2:Two padlocks and 1 combo lock
3: Saran wrap (how do I do a self mummification?)
4: clothes pins
5: shoe spikes
6: homemade ball-gag
7: duct tape
8: various female clothes

I would like crossdressing and mild pain