Season’s greetings: Glans ring with bell

[bounddosster]

Brings a new meaning to the phrase "just off for a tinkle".

It must make quite a racket when "shaking it off"...

Then sing "My dingaling"...

Jenny.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

[bounddosster]

You can't beat the classics. Now all you gents please feel free to tingle along and ladies also feel free to join in, if suitable equipped.

[bound_jenny]

ladies also feel free to join in, if suitable equipped.

That illustration made me very horny.

I think I'll need to do the present-day equivalent of blowing off steam in the holodeck in Star Trek.

Jenny.

[bounddosster]

ladies also feel free to join in, if suitable equipped.

That illustration made me very horny.

I think I'll need to do the present-day equivalent of blowing off steam in the holodeck in Star Trek.

Jenny.

To many brussels sprouts, thats you're trouble.

[bound_jenny]

To many brussels sprouts, thats you're trouble.

Steamed Brussels sprouts...

Jenny.

[Sir Cumference]

To many brussels sprouts, thats you're trouble.

Steamed Brussels sprouts...

Jenny.

Amateurs!

Have you ever tried a salad with lots of Jerusalem artichoke?

You can inflate a blimp after eating those tubers.

[bound_jenny]

Have you ever tried a salad with lots of Jerusalem artichoke?

You can inflate a blimp after eating those tubers.

Blowhard!

Good to start the day with a nice laugh.

Jenny.

[bounddosster]

Tubers because after eating you sound like a tuber and artichoke because everyone around you goes arh!, thats awful and starts choking.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I think I'll need to do the present-day equivalent of blowing off steam in the holodeck in Star Trek.

To many brussels sprouts, thats you're trouble.

Bean me up, Scotty.

[bounddosster]

Eat enough steamed sprouts and you won't need the transporter thingy gadget.

[Sir Cumference]

It can be pretty bad.

From wikipedia:

The inulin cannot be broken down by the human digestive system[51] but bacteria metabolize it in the colon. This can cause flatulence and, in some cases, gastric pain. John Gerard's Herbal, printed in 1621, quotes the English botanist John Goodyer on Jerusalem artichokes:[52]

which way soever they be dressed and eaten, they stir and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body, thereby causing the belly to be pained and tormented, and are a meat more fit for swine than men.

[bound_jenny]

and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body

If I eat one egg sandwich, that's the right description of the gale coming out of my bum. They fed me that once at the hospital and I stank up the whole ward with a rotten egg smell.

I told the staff to avoid bringing me any egg-based food. Needless to say, they were quite motivated to heed my dietary request.

Now I can add Jerusalem artichokes to the list foods not to eat when in an enclosed space.

I think I'll tattoo "Use in a well-ventilated area" on my bum.

Jenny.

[Sir Cumference]

and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body

If I eat one egg sandwich, that's the right description of the gale coming out of my bum. They fed me that once at the hospital and I stank up the whole ward with a rotten egg smell.

I told the staff to avoid bringing me any egg-based food. Needless to say, they were quite motivated to heed my dietary request.

Now I can add Jerusalem artichokes to the list foods not to eat when in an enclosed space.

I think I'll tattoo "Use in a well-ventilated area" on my bum.


Jenny.

Or combine the two?

Normally volume dilutes the odour….


It would be a fresh take on the bum-tat! Something with real meaning!



I have personally considered a line from Dante’s Divine Comedy:
“All hope abandon ye who enter here”

[Shannon SteelSlave]

That's it! I am officially calling this.