bound_jenny wrote: ↑24 Dec 2023, 02:23It must make quite a racket when "shaking it off"...
Then sing "My dingaling"...
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Season’s greetings: Glans ring with bell
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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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You can't beat the classics. Now all you gents please feel free to tingle along and ladies also feel free to join in, if suitable equipped.
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That illustration made me very horny.
I think I'll need to do the present-day equivalent of blowing off steam in the holodeck in Star Trek.
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To many brussels sprouts, thats you're trouble.bound_jenny wrote: ↑30 Dec 2023, 01:17That illustration made me very horny.
I think I'll need to do the present-day equivalent of blowing off steam in the holodeck in Star Trek.
Jenny.
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Steamed Brussels sprouts...
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If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
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Amateurs!
Have you ever tried a salad with lots of Jerusalem artichoke?
You can inflate a blimp after eating those tubers.
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Blowhard!Sir Cumference wrote: ↑31 Dec 2023, 07:21 Have you ever tried a salad with lots of Jerusalem artichoke?
You can inflate a blimp after eating those tubers.
Good to start the day with a nice laugh.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Tubers because after eating you sound like a tuber and artichoke because everyone around you goes arh!, thats awful and starts choking.
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Bean me up, Scotty.bounddosster wrote: ↑30 Dec 2023, 16:38To many brussels sprouts, thats you're trouble.bound_jenny wrote: ↑30 Dec 2023, 01:17I think I'll need to do the present-day equivalent of blowing off steam in the holodeck in Star Trek.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Eat enough steamed sprouts and you won't need the transporter thingy gadget.
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It can be pretty bad.
From wikipedia:
From wikipedia:
The inulin cannot be broken down by the human digestive system[51] but bacteria metabolize it in the colon. This can cause flatulence and, in some cases, gastric pain. John Gerard's Herbal, printed in 1621, quotes the English botanist John Goodyer on Jerusalem artichokes:[52]
which way soever they be dressed and eaten, they stir and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body, thereby causing the belly to be pained and tormented, and are a meat more fit for swine than men.
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If I eat one egg sandwich, that's the right description of the gale coming out of my bum. They fed me that once at the hospital and I stank up the whole ward with a rotten egg smell.Sir Cumference wrote: ↑31 Dec 2023, 23:47 and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body
I told the staff to avoid bringing me any egg-based food. Needless to say, they were quite motivated to heed my dietary request.
Now I can add Jerusalem artichokes to the list foods not to eat when in an enclosed space.
I think I'll tattoo "Use in a well-ventilated area" on my bum.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Or combine the two?bound_jenny wrote: ↑01 Jan 2024, 01:40If I eat one egg sandwich, that's the right description of the gale coming out of my bum. They fed me that once at the hospital and I stank up the whole ward with a rotten egg smell.Sir Cumference wrote: ↑31 Dec 2023, 23:47 and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body
I told the staff to avoid bringing me any egg-based food. Needless to say, they were quite motivated to heed my dietary request.
Now I can add Jerusalem artichokes to the list foods not to eat when in an enclosed space.
I think I'll tattoo "Use in a well-ventilated area" on my bum.
Jenny.
Normally volume dilutes the odour….
It would be a fresh take on the bum-tat! Something with real meaning!
I have personally considered a line from Dante’s Divine Comedy:
“All hope abandon ye who enter here”
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That's it! I am officially calling this.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!