Five wishes.

[bound_jenny]

Lisa - I just fixed your post so it's clear where each part of the text comes from.

Tip: when joking, add a to indicate it.

Have fun (Rule #1 here).

Jenny.

[Lisahs3]

Hi,

I was only joking, sorry I just read my message again hope I did not offend anyone.

Lisa

I wasn't offended. Or worried. Or befuddled, bewildered, befogged, asea, distraught... let's not prolong that list too far, so I'll just add "etc."...

Well, maybe the mangled quotes making the whole post just a tad confusing to read might take me just slightly into befogged territory...

In this place, anyone's dreams can come true. If someone wants to be slathered in honey and licked clean by a group of sugar addicts, fine with me!

The only dream that's verboten in here is taking away someone else's naughty dreams.

That's a whippable offense

Jenny.

Thank you Jenny for putting all that straight. It just kept telling me I had too many quotes and.... never mind it all went wrong

Thank you again x.

The honey sounds fun mind.

Lisa

[Riddle]

Lisa - I just fixed your post so it's clear where each part of the text comes from.

Tip: when joking, add a to indicate it.

Have fun (Rule #1 here).

Jenny.

Now you tell us how to properly joke in posts here! No wonder my jokes are taken seriously.

[bounddosster]

I always thought meant you was jealous, you know green with envy etc.
Perhaps for safety all jokey posts should be preceded with a warning post posted at least a week in advance in triplicate and highlighted with large text stating other jokes are available.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I actually looked up green face emoji once. If I remember correctly, it has multiple interpretations. I usually see it as smug, over confident, or gloating. But never jealous.

[bound_jenny]

I always thought meant you was jealous, you know green with envy etc.

That would be a middle green, with just a tinge of yellow. A really yellowish green means one is about to toss one's cookies (a waste of cookies in my book). Of course none of this applies to Vulcans...

And is known as Mr. Green. I wonder if he's related to Red Green...

I actually looked up green face emoji once. If I remember correctly, it has multiple interpretations. I usually see it as smug, over confident, or gloating. But never jealous.

Overconfident playful mischief?

Jenny.

[Lisahs3]

Well after apologising to everyone including Jenny for having to put things right for me and ensuring I administered a good spanking to myself today I learned that someone had the idea before me.
I just read this story https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/4310916 ... m-chateau/

I think mine would be a little different though some things I would not have and others I would that they do not. So it seems there is a chateau for everyone!

Yay.
I will go and get a nice soft cushion now for my poor sore red bottom to sit on. Lesson learned.

Lisa

[bounddosster]

I always thought meant you was jealous, you know green with envy etc.

That would be a middle green, with just a tinge of yellow. A really yellowish green means one is about to toss one's cookies (a waste of cookies in my book). Of course none of this applies to Vulcans...

And is known as Mr. Green. I wonder if he's related to Red Green...

I actually looked up green face emoji once. If I remember correctly, it has multiple interpretations. I usually see it as smug, over confident, or gloating. But never jealous.

Overconfident playful mischief?

Jenny.

Thank you Jenny, now you've explained it, it is perfectly clear to me and I fully understand.
Not.

[bounddosster]

I actually looked up green face emoji once. If I remember correctly, it has multiple interpretations. I usually see it as smug, over confident, or gloating. But never jealous.

Multiple interpretations, well that's jolly useful then.

I tend not to look things up, it only confuses me more.

[bounddosster]

I will go and get a nice soft cushion now for my poor sore red bottom to sit on. Lesson learned.

Lisa

While your bottom is having a sit down what will the rest of you be doing?

As has multiple meanings I feel fully justified in throwing one in here there and everywhere and people can interpret it however they like. In this context it is to imply I'm jealous, though it never meant jealousy, of the fact Lisa has a detachable bottom and I don't and she has a sore red bottom and I don't.

I'm also curious as to which other bits of her are detachable.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I will go and get a nice soft cushion now for my poor sore red bottom to sit on. Lesson learned.

Lisa

While your bottom is having a sit down what will the rest of you be doing?

As has multiple meanings I feel fully justified in throwing one in here there and everywhere and people can interpret it however they like. In this context it is to imply I'm jealous, though it never meant jealousy, of the fact Lisa has a detachable bottom and I don't and she has a sore red bottom and I don't.

I'm also curious as to which other bits of her are detachable.

Anything you want.

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[bound_jenny]

Well after apologising to everyone including Jenny for having to put things right for me and ensuring I administered a good spanking to myself today I learned that someone had the idea before me.
I just read this story https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/4310916 ... m-chateau/

I think mine would be a little different though some things I would not have and others I would that they do not. So it seems there is a chateau for everyone!

Yay.
I will go and get a nice soft cushion now for my poor sore red bottom to sit on. Lesson learned.

Lisa

Interesting article.

Makes me think of Lady Heather's place of "business", on CSI (the original set in Las Vegas). She had some interesting activities going on there.

Interesting also is their typical client categories, including some that could be very public figures...

Jenny.

[Lisahs3]

Well after apologising to everyone including Jenny for having to put things right for me and ensuring I administered a good spanking to myself today I learned that someone had the idea before me.
I just read this story https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/4310916 ... m-chateau/

I think mine would be a little different though some things I would not have and others I would that they do not. So it seems there is a chateau for everyone!

Yay.
I will go and get a nice soft cushion now for my poor sore red bottom to sit on. Lesson learned.

Lisa

Interesting article.

Makes me think of Lady Heather's place of "business", on CSI (the original set in Las Vegas). She had some interesting activities going on there.

Interesting also is their typical client categories, including some that could be very public figures...

Jenny.

Yes I do wonder where some of our most honourable politicians go on their holidays. Perhaps we just found out.
Not sure I want to know about the kink where people are put on the spit roast thing? That feels a little disturbing to me.

Lisa

[Lisahs3]

I will go and get a nice soft cushion now for my poor sore red bottom to sit on. Lesson learned.

Lisa

While your bottom is having a sit down what will the rest of you be doing?

As has multiple meanings I feel fully justified in throwing one in here there and everywhere and people can interpret it however they like. In this context it is to imply I'm jealous, though it never meant jealousy, of the fact Lisa has a detachable bottom and I don't and she has a sore red bottom and I don't.

I'm also curious as to which other bits of her are detachable.

I never thought the green one was jealousy just has a big grin. I don't know but now it makes me wonder if I have been using them in the proper way all this time.

Well while my bum recovered the rest of me was working from home and trying to be professional. Now that IS a joke. Me Professional, I still think one day someone will discover I am not.

Lisa

[bounddosster]

Well while my bum recovered the rest of me was working from home and trying to be professional. Now that IS a joke. Me Professional, I still think one day someone will discover I am not.

Lisa

For years I did such a good job at pretending to be professional that the fools in charge promoted me. I tried to protest but they insisted so I left. There was no way I was working for a company that would promote someone like me to position of responsibility. or (whatever).