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Re: Boris Johnson stakeholder for sex parties

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JIMDINI wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:He would be an excellent marksman but only if he were aiming downward.

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Only if he hit what he was aiming at :roll: :facepalm:
Straight down - his feet! 2 out of 2 score!

Of course, he's no Leroy Jethro Gibbs, but that's another can of beans.

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bound_jenny wrote:Straight down - his feet! 2 out of 2 score!

Of course, he's no Leroy Jethro Gibbs, but that's another can of beans.

Jenny.
Then he would say: rule number 71: preferably don't shoot through your foot a third time.
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