Why did the alligator cross the road?

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Re: Why did the alligator cross the road?

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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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It's just a small point but I thought you should know, I think you might find this is actually called a crocodile clip. So should be under "why did the crocodile cross the road?".

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Overt this side of the pond, we call it an alligator clip.
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Overt this side of the pond, we call it an alligator clip.
In Canuckia, it's alligator clips in English, and pinces alligator or pinces crocodile in French.
bounddosster wrote:Alligator-crocodile...Plumber-plumper.......
OK, how about both?
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So it goes to reason that crocodiles are plumpers... :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:So it goes to reason that crocodiles are plumpers...

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Re: Why did the alligator cross the road?

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JIMDINI wrote:Buuurrrrppp!!!
Judging by his size, he just ate a cow, ... or was it the sink with all the water pipes?
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kinbaku wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:Buuurrrrppp!!!
Judging by his size, he just ate a cow, ... or was it the sink with all the water pipes?
The kitchen sink and countertop. That's how they make crocodile skinned counter tops.
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kinbaku wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:Buuurrrrppp!!!
Judging by his size, he just ate a cow, ... or was it the sink with all the water pipes?
I told him, don't have a cow! But did he listen to me? No! :facepalm:

The kitchen sink was dessert. :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:
kinbaku wrote:Judging by his size, he just ate a cow, ... or was it the sink with all the water pipes?
I told him, don't have a cow! But did he listen to me? No! :facepalm:

The kitchen sink was dessert. :rofl:

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So he must get your whip. :whip:
Especially since he could still enjoy the dessert after making a mistake.
Only you have to put him on his back for a while because the whiplashes on his back can't hurt. :gag:
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kinbaku wrote: So he must get your whip. :whip:
Are you sure he didn't eat that too?
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
kinbaku wrote: So he must get your whip. :whip:
Are you sure he didn't eat that too?
All whips accounted for. No tooth marks on them either.

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