Images that made my day
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Re: Images that made my day
LOL,
Classic casefile in journalism 101:
How to fill 1/2 a page if you have no news.
Simple turn duck into dildo.
Classic casefile in journalism 101:
How to fill 1/2 a page if you have no news.
Simple turn duck into dildo.
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Illustrating the principle of "duck, duck, GOOSE!"ponylady wrote:Simple turn duck into dildo.
And the blatant need for an optometrist.
Agreed. One can never have too much rope.occorics wrote:but some of the positions lack a bit of rope
Wasn't it once believed that farting was releasing demons from inside one's self?occorics wrote:because demons could enter from both sides and collide, causing an inter-dimensional portal inside you...
It would explain the Quebecois expression "ça sent le diable".
But if an inter-dimensional portal is created, wouldn't all of that poop and gas get sucked into the other dimension/universe?
If the portal were formed somewhat higher in the gastro-intestinal system, such an effect could be a windfall for the diet industry. All that remains to be done is to find some kind of process to close the rift up again once the target weight was attained (maybe sending a tetrion beam into the portal to collapse it? Or a polaron pulse? We would need to scan the properties of the portal to find out what would be the most efficient method of collapsing it).
In that case it would be perversion that is the norm, and non-perversion that would be the exception. An exceptionally boring exception.occorics wrote:if most in a group of people are perverts, isn't then the 'normal' one the real pervert?
One can be a pervert but be normal.
Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less...
All we need now is a load of Ice VII to chill our drinks.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Boundanna the final Symposium. These are the struggles of the philosopher Bound Jenny her ongoing mission to Hijack threads and arbitrate postsbound_jenny wrote:Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less...
Never confuse your ambitions with your abilities. If you can't free yourself, who will?
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
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... and to boldly go where no duck-shaped dildo has gone before!JIMDINI wrote:Boundanna the final Symposium. These are the struggles of the philosopher Bound Jenny her ongoing mission to Hijack threads and arbitrate postsbound_jenny wrote:Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Those on the other side would have a shitty life...bound_jenny wrote: Wasn't it once believed that farting was releasing demons from inside one's self?
It would explain the Quebecois expression "ça sent le diable".
But if an inter-dimensional portal is created, wouldn't all of that poop and gas get sucked into the other dimension/universe?
If the portal were formed somewhat higher in the gastro-intestinal system, such an effect could be a windfall for the diet industry. All that remains to be done is to find some kind of process to close the rift up again once the target weight was attained (maybe sending a tetrion beam into the portal to collapse it? Or a polaron pulse? We would need to scan the properties of the portal to find out what would be the most efficient method of collapsing it).
But according to the law of conservation of mass, something would have to come the other direction, too, so no danger for the diet industry...
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Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
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Someone finally found a good use for those things!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
(mind you, they could be useful to determine if the universe at the other end of the inter-dimensional portal is matter or anti-matter, depending on spin direction ).
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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OUCH
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"My name is bound, jenny bound.bound_jenny wrote:
All we need now is a load of Ice VII to chill our drinks.
Jenny.
And i want my martini shaken with squirt & cum. And only
one tetraeder ICE VII cube".
LOL, I guess even dirty harry would blink hearng that catchphrase.
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With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
[img]propellerplug[/img]
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
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Sir Cumference wrote:With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
[img]propellerplug[/img]
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
Finally, a rotary engine without exhaust!
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Just make sure no one of ill intent (yes, I'm looking at you and your evil hamster empire) hacks into it and turns their users into human torpedoes...Sir Cumference wrote:With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming
And provide for the many ER visits prompted by swimmer collisions (ambulance-chasing lawyers will need to pack swim trunks too).
And amend DUI laws to take into account operating one of those things while intoxicated.
And please, please think of the manatees!
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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There's an exhaust port in the axis of the propeller.CheerfullyInsane wrote:Finally, a rotary engine without exhaust!
Just in case some demons need to be let out.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: Images that made my day
You can even stuff black holes with it...bound_jenny wrote:Someone finally found a good use for those things!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
(mind you, they could be useful to determine if the universe at the other end of the inter-dimensional portal is matter or anti-matter, depending on spin direction ).
Jenny.
maid marta, Collared property of Domina Shelle Rivers and Lady Helena
https://twitter.com/ShellesPuppy
my blog: https://owned-by-princess-shelle.blogspot.com
my art: https://maid-marta.bdsmlr.com
https://twitter.com/ShellesPuppy
my blog: https://owned-by-princess-shelle.blogspot.com
my art: https://maid-marta.bdsmlr.com