and then you need additional tools to get the scissors out of the blister-packJIMDINI wrote:You plan your session and then find you have forgotten something....
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Which requires some method of extracting the additional tools from their packaging, and so on...occorics wrote:and then you need additional tools to get the scissors out of the blister-packJIMDINI wrote:You plan your session and then find you have forgotten something....
That cashier must have seen some real doozies in her time, because she's awfully nonchalant about having a bound and gagged customer buying scissors.
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bound_jenny wrote: That cashier must have seen some real doozies in her time, because she's awfully nonchalant about having a bound and gagged customer buying scissors.
I expect this group had just been through
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omg! is there any word on this sign that isn't ambiguous?
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That sign is proof that double entendres don't add up, they multiply.
What's even more astonishing is the fact that they have the men working slowly in that tight hole.
Better slow when it's tight - too much friction might become a fire hazard.
The last thing we want is someone running around with his parts on fire.
(yes, I said "parts", not "pants").
Jenny.
What's even more astonishing is the fact that they have the men working slowly in that tight hole.
Better slow when it's tight - too much friction might become a fire hazard.
The last thing we want is someone running around with his parts on fire.
(yes, I said "parts", not "pants").
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On the subject of parts, not necessarily on fire, I found this on a small box in the package (more double entendres) along with some new blinds I put up to brighten the place up:
First thing that came to mind was, this is for the chastity crowd...
Then, "man, that's a crappy French translation..."
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First thing that came to mind was, this is for the chastity crowd...
Then, "man, that's a crappy French translation..."
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If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
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Well, my deliberately terrible French translation skills seem hilariously accurate in this case: "The party is enclosed".bound_jenny wrote:Then, "man, that's a crappy French translation..."
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In any case, Les parties ont enclos doesn't make grammatical sense. "Ont" is from the French verb "Avoir", which is "to have". It's in the third person plural. "Enclos" is French for "enclosure", like a pen, sty, corral, etc. So a translation back to English might be "The parties (or parts) have enclosure". A much better French translation would be Pièces incluses - short enough to fit on the box and accurate enough so any francophone would understand it right away.davisev5225 wrote:Well, my deliberately terrible French translation skills seem hilariously accurate in this case: "The party is enclosed".bound_jenny wrote:Then, "man, that's a crappy French translation..."
Well, that's what you get when you have Chinese translating English into French (I just remembered something from 10+ years ago when something labeled "spring action" was translated as action de printemps, spring being translated as the season instead of the one describing a mechanical part ).
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reminds me of a comedy sketch ("The Two Ronnies" for those in the UK who are old enough to remember them) where for reasons unknown,
the childrens' song "Pop goes the weasel" was translated into Greek, then translated back to English, becoming " a small furry animal explodes"
the childrens' song "Pop goes the weasel" was translated into Greek, then translated back to English, becoming " a small furry animal explodes"
be a switch, double the fun
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I once saw "trouble shooting" translated to german as "Unruheschießerei" which would mean something like 'riot gunfight'
One of my favorite auto-translations so far...
One of my favorite auto-translations so far...
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It was either the CBC or the PBS affiliate just across the border that ran The Two Ronnies for a year or two, oh, about 30 or so years ago (if not more).lj wrote:"The Two Ronnies" for those in the UK who are old enough to remember them
Those two were hilarious. Laughed myself silly on more than one occasion.
Good thing you got your i and e in the right order or it would have been a tad messy.occorics wrote:Unruheschießerei
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Translations can be so much fun!!!
(and sometimes confusing!)
" a small furry animal explodes"!!!
Too funny!!! Make me wonder how "bad" the rest of the song was...
(and sometimes confusing!)
" a small furry animal explodes"!!!
Too funny!!! Make me wonder how "bad" the rest of the song was...
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trouble-pooping???bound_jenny wrote:Good thing you got your i and e in the right order or it would have been a tad messy.occorics wrote:Unruheschießerei
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It happens.Dark_Lizerd wrote:Translations can be so much fun!!!
(and sometimes confusing!)
" a small furry animal explodes"!!!
Too funny!!! Make me wonder how "bad" the rest of the song was...
I have written proof.
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Sir Cumference wrote: Dark_Lizerd wrote:
Translations can be so much fun!!!
(and sometimes confusing!)
" a small furry animal explodes"!!!
Too funny!!! Make me wonder how "bad" the rest of the song was...
It happens.
I have written proof.
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Sir C has Exploding Hamsters now! The weapons race is on, what next Suicide Hamsters (Hamikazis) or even Inter Continental Ballistic Hamsters (ICBH)
Jenny will have to speed up the genetic research on crossing Electic cats and Pikachus to produce Bolt Lightning Anti-Hamsters Moggies (BLAMs)
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