Home made oral dildo ?
Home made oral dildo ?
Hi Guys I was wondering how I could make a home made dildo, specifically for oral pleasuring. Im wanting to create as close to possible a penis with the items Ive got. Ive got plaster-cine, a condom, a flashlight that's about it really, part of a fantasy Im working on..
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Re: Home made oral dildo ?
You need to do the following:
- roll a ball of plasticine the size of a walnut
- put the ball in the condom
- shine the flashligt into your eyes while you count to seventeen
- hold one end of the condom against your forehead, pinch your eyes shut
- pull the end with the plasticine at least 25 inches away, and let go
- say:"ouch!"
Welcome aboard.
This is about what you can do with the stuff you listed.
We're perverts around here, not magicians.
- roll a ball of plasticine the size of a walnut
- put the ball in the condom
- shine the flashligt into your eyes while you count to seventeen
- hold one end of the condom against your forehead, pinch your eyes shut
- pull the end with the plasticine at least 25 inches away, and let go
- say:"ouch!"
Welcome aboard.
This is about what you can do with the stuff you listed.
We're perverts around here, not magicians.
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Re: Home made oral dildo ?
we aren't ?Sir Cumference wrote:
We're perverts around here, not magicians.
# pull the condom over your dear member.
apply silcone oil liberally on said member.
# use plasticine to make cast of highly erect member.
# melt some herbal scented soap to make a positive member.
# suck positively erect member until it is lubed enuff (make sure to enjoy member's taste).
# insert soapy clean member where sun don't shine
NOTE: make sure to take precations, so twin member can't disappear.
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Re: Home made oral dildo ?
# stay close to WC for inevitable case of the runsponylady wrote:# insert soapy clean member where sun don't shine
We most certainly are. Magicians can be perverted. We do have Magic Wands, do we not?ponylady wrote:we aren't ?Sir Cumference wrote:
We're perverts around here, not magicians.
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Re: Home made oral dildo ?
Read your post and had something similar in my mind.
I own several dildos, but I was looking for a special one.
I love deep-throats and would love to have a very long, but thin one so I can take it very deep.
Bought some double-ended dildos but they are too thick or smell terrible (cheap plastic).
So I had the idea, why not use some kind of plastic hose from the DIY-store.
I haven't bought it yet, but when you melt the cuttings with a lighter so you don't have sharp edges, it should be possible to use it as a sex-toy.
Maybe someone tried something similar or can tell us if this is a bad idea.
I own several dildos, but I was looking for a special one.
I love deep-throats and would love to have a very long, but thin one so I can take it very deep.
Bought some double-ended dildos but they are too thick or smell terrible (cheap plastic).
So I had the idea, why not use some kind of plastic hose from the DIY-store.
I haven't bought it yet, but when you melt the cuttings with a lighter so you don't have sharp edges, it should be possible to use it as a sex-toy.
Maybe someone tried something similar or can tell us if this is a bad idea.
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Re: Home made oral dildo ?
Hi,
did not tried DT or any, but worked with many types of hose/es.
There are rubber ones, or rubber/fiber/silicone, don't even think to heat them
Auto types are rubber or rubber/metal(or fiber)/rubber, also non heat-able
The silicone ones could be widened by heat, but not melted
There are thin PVC ones - for compressed air - but You should not use them...
Certainly in industry there are many other types, but in our DIY shops that's all
Why not use swimming foam helpers: extra cheap, easy to carve, soft, and covered in condom (preferred aroma)...
Have fun, perv everything,
f4
did not tried DT or any, but worked with many types of hose/es.
There are rubber ones, or rubber/fiber/silicone, don't even think to heat them
Auto types are rubber or rubber/metal(or fiber)/rubber, also non heat-able
The silicone ones could be widened by heat, but not melted
There are thin PVC ones - for compressed air - but You should not use them...
Certainly in industry there are many other types, but in our DIY shops that's all
Why not use swimming foam helpers: extra cheap, easy to carve, soft, and covered in condom (preferred aroma)...
Have fun, perv everything,
f4
Re: Home made oral dildo ?
Thank you very much for your opinion FatherOfFour, sounds like you are an expert in hoses
I'm currently not in the mood to play, or have the opportunity, maybe in two weeks again.
I will look for some type of swimming foam helper, but I'm not sure if it's flexible enough, we will see
I'm currently not in the mood to play, or have the opportunity, maybe in two weeks again.
I will look for some type of swimming foam helper, but I'm not sure if it's flexible enough, we will see
Re: Home made oral dildo ?
Out of own experience I can tell you that pool-noodles are flexible enough!TomJosy wrote: I will look for some type of swimming foam helper, but I'm not sure if it's flexible enough, we will see
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Re: Home made oral dildo ?
Sorry,
mea culpa, I completely forgot the best of all:
(doing some work in my shop and it popped in my face...)
AC insulation tube:
- softer even than "pool noodles"
- various sizes
- tube shaped, so hollow inside could be filled with garden hose, swimming foam or any other stiffer material
- is somehow deform-able, so, based on the core material, You could shape it very close anatomically...
(or tapered: wider at the base, or with "knots", ...)
Take care if ordering online, there are two types: whole tube/hose and longitudinal split-ed (as useless for Your task as a sliced carrot...)
Sorry again for advises without experiencing, but, You know...
Have fun, kink everything,
f4
mea culpa, I completely forgot the best of all:
(doing some work in my shop and it popped in my face...)
AC insulation tube:
- softer even than "pool noodles"
- various sizes
- tube shaped, so hollow inside could be filled with garden hose, swimming foam or any other stiffer material
- is somehow deform-able, so, based on the core material, You could shape it very close anatomically...
(or tapered: wider at the base, or with "knots", ...)
Take care if ordering online, there are two types: whole tube/hose and longitudinal split-ed (as useless for Your task as a sliced carrot...)
Sorry again for advises without experiencing, but, You know...
Have fun, kink everything,
f4
Re: Home made oral dildo ?
Great idea FatherOfFour
If I understood you right you mean some kind of this isolation tubes:
http://www.hornbach.de/shop/PE-Rohrisol ... tikel.html
The smallest one has diameter from about 33mm. The tubes are 1m long and one costs in Germany 0,90€ so thats pretty cheap.
If I understood you right you mean some kind of this isolation tubes:
http://www.hornbach.de/shop/PE-Rohrisol ... tikel.html
The smallest one has diameter from about 33mm. The tubes are 1m long and one costs in Germany 0,90€ so thats pretty cheap.
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Re: Home made oral dildo ?
Yarp!
(see Hot Fuzz...)
(see Hot Fuzz...)