Humor: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

[Dark_Lizerd]

I had heard this one some time back and just re-heard it recently...

Sorry, no bondage, but still good. (Well, I thought so...)
(OK, so it may be the short version)

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods to go to her gramma house when a deer walked across the path in front of her.
"Oh, Little Red Riding Hood, you better look out, the Big Bad Wolf is looking for you. He is going to rip you little red panties off and fuck you good!"
"I'm not afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, I've got a gun." replied Red.
So, Little Red Riding Hood continued down the path when a little rabbit crossed her path.
"Oh, Little Red Riding Hood, you better look out, the Big Bad Wolf is looking for you. He is going to rip you little red panties off and fuck you good!"
"I'm not afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, I've got a gun." replied Red.
So, Little Red Riding Hood continued down the path when the big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
"Oh, Little Red Riding Hood, I've been looking for you! I'm gona rip you little red panties off and fuck you good!"
Little Red Riding Hood pulls out her gun and says, "No, you are gona eat me like the story says!"

[Kronopticon]

lol! and by eat her? traditional sense? or in the oral sex sense?

[Dark_Lizerd]

She's got the gun, so, it's what ever she wants.

[bobbi]

lollll

[ponylady]

lol! and by eat her? traditional sense? or in the oral sex sense?

and i thought great britain was were "...says the actress to the bishop" originated.

[bound_jenny]

She's got the gun, so, it's what ever she wants.

Right. It's very prudent not to piss off a lady packing heat. Or any other instrument of pain.

Jenny.