Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Now you can put up your Halloweeny decorations without getting shot.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
That explains why the old geezer with a shotgun loaded with salt was sitting on his porch across the street, and why he finally went back inside after sitting there since September 1st.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Now you can put up your Halloweeny decorations without getting shot.
Jenny.
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Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Does this mean that I need to take down the Christmas lights? Or can I just light up the Halloween decorations with the Christmas lights?Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Now you can put up your Halloweeny decorations without getting shot.
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Halloween junk has been on sale in UK shops a good while now and a couple of weeks ago xmas stuff started to appear. Bloody crazy, yesterday i saw a shop called Mr christmas, needless to say I gave it a wide berth especially when I saw a staff member out front wearing a Christmas jumper, we are having, or had it seems to be over now, a mini heatwave, people were walking around wearing Tshirts, I even saw people swimming in the sea and this ******** is wearing a Christmas jumper.
It's early October and I'm already sick of Christmas, it usually takes mid November before I reach this stage of anti-christmasness. I've even opened the humbugs.
It's early October and I'm already sick of Christmas, it usually takes mid November before I reach this stage of anti-christmasness. I've even opened the humbugs.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Ooooooo! It ain't even Octember yet! Get them decorations gone, or they're target practice! Yeah, them's fightin' words.bounddosster wrote:Halloween junk has been on sale in UK shops a good while now and a couple of weeks ago xmas stuff started to appear. Bloody crazy, yesterday i saw a shop called Mr christmas, needless to say I gave it a wide berth especially when I saw a staff member out front wearing a Christmas jumper, we are having, or had it seems to be over now, a mini heatwave, people were walking around wearing Tshirts, I even saw people swimming in the sea and this ******** is wearing a Christmas jumper.
It's early October and I'm already sick of Christmas, it usually takes mid November before I reach this stage of anti-christmasness. I've even opened the humbugs.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Couldn't agree more. Just been shopping and stocked up on humbugs.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Ooooooo! It ain't even Octember yet! Get them decorations gone, or they're target practice! Yeah, them's fightin' words.bounddosster wrote:Halloween junk has been on sale in UK shops a good while now and a couple of weeks ago xmas stuff started to appear. Bloody crazy, yesterday i saw a shop called Mr christmas, needless to say I gave it a wide berth especially when I saw a staff member out front wearing a Christmas jumper, we are having, or had it seems to be over now, a mini heatwave, people were walking around wearing Tshirts, I even saw people swimming in the sea and this ******** is wearing a Christmas jumper.
It's early October and I'm already sick of Christmas, it usually takes mid November before I reach this stage of anti-christmasness. I've even opened the humbugs.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Too bad I couldn't find a good "Wild, Wild West" gif, I think Jim might have said it with a little more class.
Saying something like "Ya'll take them decorations down or my hand gonna be were my hip be at"Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
I might be better off with his hand gonna be where his gun be at. He can wiggle his hips all day long and those decorations ain't goin' no where.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Too bad I couldn't find a good "Wild, Wild West" gif, I think Jim might have said it with a little more class.Saying something like "Ya'll take them decorations down or my hand gonna be were my hip be at"
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Maybe not, but Austin Powers can twerk and break machines.I might be better off with his hand gonna be where his gun be at. He can wiggle his hips all day long and those decorations ain't goin' no where.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Maybe you could make a turduckenbug (humbug stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey) for Christmas dinner.bounddosster wrote:Just been shopping and stocked up on humbugs.
Or fry up a humbug with some sauerkraut.
Or even make a humburger.
You can get programmable lights that can be changed to whatever colors are in vogue at a given time of year. Never take them down, just change the colors. All from one of those infernal smart phones. Isn't technology great?Riddle wrote:Does this mean that I need to take down the Christmas lights? Or can I just light up the Halloween decorations with the Christmas lights?
No one better to do that than the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hombre north, south, east aaaaand west of the Pecos!Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Ooooooo! It ain't even Octember yet! Get them decorations gone, or they're target practice!
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Yeah, them's fightin' words.
Ha! Captain Kirk could talk a machine into blowing itself up! No twerking involved (thank goodness... ).Shannon SteelSlave wrote:but Austin Powers can twerk and break machines.
Live long and prosper. Especially on the turduckenbug leftovers from Christmas dinner.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
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Re: Happy Halloween. What are you up to?
Striking resemblance
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!