Automated nipple puller

[Anything_Once]

I had an idea the other idea, I'm sure others have already had it or done it themselves but thought I would mention it purely cause I couldn't find in on the forums.

All you need is an oscillating fan, nipple clamps (clover clamps work well) and some string.

How to set up.

Position the fan in front of you so that when it is the centre of its swing the fan is pointed straight at you where ever you will be tied.
Tied a clamp to each side of the fan, make sure the string is long enough that there is slack but once the fan reaches the end of its swing the string is pulled tight.
Now just get yourself tied at the correct distance and turn the fan on, with every swing a nipple will get a tug.


Conclusions from experimenting.
1. Stationary tied that leave you as immobile as possible are best, if you move the fan will either do nothing to the clamps or the strings will pull tighter and may prevent the fan swinging full that may damage it.

2. Weigh done the fan. If you are able to move you prefer the clamps coming off before the fan tips on you. Especially with the heavier varieties.

3. Having a fan blowing on you in the hot weather whilst bound is good, doing the same when it is cold is bad. I recommend either removing the fan blades when the weather becomes too cool for fans.

4. With modifications to the fan you could possible use the oscillating motor to do other things such as power a pump to inflate / deflate something. Doing something like this would require a fair amount of work and could prove dangerous if you don't know what you are doing.

[dsteve]

Diabolical. I like your imagination.

[Dark_Lizerd]

Add some tassels, string, or whatever, to the cage so that as the fan passes by, they will tickle your chest...

[Sir Cumference]

And brace yourself for when the strings get caught by the propeller...

[bound_jenny]

Diabolical. I like your imagination.

I second that.

Jenny.

[lj]

I'd suggest rubber bands or similar elastic rather than string, then the positioning is less critical

[Anything_Once]

I'd suggest rubber bands or similar elastic rather than string, then the positioning is less critical

Brilliant! I have been trying to figure out how to solve the positioning problem.

[dsteve]

if you have room you could make a dedicated station. Something to keep your chest from moving, like tied to a sturdy post or to a chair bolted to the floor, and something to keep the fan from moving, like screwed to a heavy table.
I like the idea of elastic even if positioning is solid. That way the tension varies. You could adjust it so that there is always some tension. Just varying from light to excruciating.
To get a stronger pull you could put an "outrigger" on the fan. A rod that sticks out on both sides so that the movement is increased.
Happy inventing.