Should I choose wax, pee or beer in the butt?

[boundboyslut]

My mistress needs you to decide for me to do in self boindage one of the three
1) hot wax on penis
2) 6 hours of my own pee drinking
3) bottle and beer in my ass

[RADER123]

I say none of the above;
I would handcuff behind your back, add leg irons,
maybe some very high heals, and remain that way for the entire weekend.
Rader

[BoundSub]

3) bottle and beer in my ass

Do I really have to comment on putting beer there? I thought it was obvious that this is a no-go.

[nabi]

3) bottle and beer in my ass

Do I really have to comment on putting beer there? I thought it was obvious that this is a no-go.

Is that because of alcohol poisoning????

[Sir Cumference]

3) bottle and beer in my ass

Do I really have to comment on putting beer there? I thought it was obvious that this is a no-go.

Is that because of alcohol poisoning????

It is BEER!
You can't do that to beer!

[bound_jenny]

It is BEER!
You can't do that to beer!

What a horrible waste of beer! Even more so if it's a good one. I might not complain if it's of the mass-produced variety.

Drink the beer, then stick the bottle up your butt. Respect the beer!

Jenny.

[nabi]

It is BEER!
You can't do that to beer!

What a horrible waste of beer! Even more so if it's a good one. I might not complain if it's of the mass-produced variety.

Drink the beer, then stick the bottle up your butt. Respect the beer!

Jenny.

Could always be made to drink the beer after the procedure

[Veronica]

may as well go with miller lite then, that way he won't know WHY it taste like ass!!!

[bound_jenny]

may as well go with miller lite then, that way he won't know WHY it taste like ass!!!

Stuff my mom called "owl's piss" or "you could pour it in a goat's ear and it wouldn't notice".

Where she got those... picturesque... expressions evades me...

My mom was a bit unconventional.

Jenny.

[ponylady]

i'm just feeling nasty.

drink the beer, stick the bottle "up yours"
and don't forget to take a selfie & post it here
when you realize that the resulting vacuum has locked the bottle into your anus.

that's my way of telling you to be carefull what you SUYA.

and the best part of it : consider how it will look travelling to the ER with a bottle sticking out.

[Sir Cumference]

consider how it will look travelling to the ER with a bottle sticking out.

"Standing" is my best bet....

[bound_jenny]

"Prone" could be another, assuming transportation is supplied by a third party (who would have to have quite some will power to keep from giggling).

Jenny.

[aurissa]

No beer or alcohol in the butt. The alcohol goes directly into the bloodstream and is not filtered or slowed by your liver. This can be very dangerous.

[nicjasno]

Maybe some eggnog?

[bound_jenny]

Isn't the expression on her face just precious?

Nice color selection for the stockings and rope - very festive.

Jenny.