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Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 28 Jan 2018, 01:53
by Blacky
bound_jenny wrote:That's just what I need to put in the hall near the front door! :idea: :rofl:

Jenny.
Just be prepared for a lot of visitors! :mrgreen:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 05 Feb 2018, 10:19
by CheerfullyInsane
Been there, done that.
(And have long since given up on ever learning it :mrgreen: )

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 06 Feb 2018, 01:17
by bound_jenny
CheerfullyInsane wrote:Been there, done that.
(And have long since given up on ever learning it :mrgreen: )
Every time it happens, I want to grab him by the shoulders and shake him in the hope that it would rattle something back into place.

It's obvious that would be futile. :rofl:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 06 Feb 2018, 10:25
by ruru67
I dunno. WTF is wrong with:
  • Cuddle me!
  • Would you like to go out with me?
  • Fuck me!
With people talking in riddles like that it's a wonder the bloody species procreates at all.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 09 Feb 2018, 04:37
by Dark_Lizerd
Subway footlong.jpg

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 09 Feb 2018, 09:44
by bound_jenny
As long as it's still wrapped in cellophane.

I wouldn't want bits of sausage and condiments (condoments??? :idea: ) left in there... :shock:

:rofl:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 09 Feb 2018, 15:56
by tiemeupalso
mint flavored condoms?

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 10 Feb 2018, 01:17
by bound_jenny
tiemeupalso wrote:mint flavored condoms?
Not quite so improbable - there are all sorts of interesting flavours added to condoms.

But mint might not be very comfortable to either the wearer or the receiver. Some people are very sensitive to menthol (I discovered that I am quite sensitive when a "cool fresh" shampoo, laced with menthol, came into contact with my scalp... :shock: It felt like someone set my head on fire. I subsequently set some butts on fire at the store and the manufacturer). Oddly, I can treat a minor burn on my skin with minty toothpaste without incident... :?

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 09:12
by davisev5225
Image

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 01 Mar 2018, 14:36
by CheerfullyInsane
Some days are weirder than others....

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 02 Mar 2018, 01:06
by bound_jenny
I love it! Absolutely hilarious. :rofl:

As usual, you're living up to your nick. 8)

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 04 Mar 2018, 04:46
by ponylady
It's only one alpaca.
In romania it would have been 3 ponies.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 05 Mar 2018, 01:55
by Sir Cumference
But it is almost an act of meditation to shear your alpaca!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=agcGS0pdNGY

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 07 Mar 2018, 22:19
by CheerfullyInsane
The weird part is that something similar actually happened to me IRL maybe a year ago.
Not alpacas, but I did get surprised by a pack of elephants.....
Well, three elephants. Not sure that constitutes a pack. :?:

At any rate, last summer I was driving down the road on my scooter, listening to my music, and generally minding my own business when a few hundred yards down the road I see a guy crossing the street....with three elephants in tow.
What the actual fu.....Okay, time-out!

Rational half of my brain immediately came in with;
"Look, don't be daft. This is suburban Denmark, there can't possibly be elephants crossing the street."
To which the other half responded:
"I agree. And yet there they are. I mean, you do see them, right?"
And let's face it, as arguments go, three live elephants are a little hard to counter.
Rational half: "Alright, yes I see them. But there must be some logical explanation to the sudden appearance of pachyderms."
Irrational half: "Yep, must be. But I'll be buggered if I can think of one."

As it turns out, the circus had apparently come to town. :mrgreen:
Only they'd parked their tent, and all the trucks, caravans and what have you off the side of a tree-lined road, behind the local fire-station.
So you couldn't actually see the circus until you'd pretty much rounded the corner completely.
All of which resulted in 8-10 seconds where I slowly rolled closer, in utter bewilderment, to what obstinately persisted in being elephants despite the fact that they most certainly couldn't be.
And then I rounded the corner, and started seeing the tent and billboards, and the brain just went. "Oh.... Right" :idea:
But that's gotta be the first time I've ever seen something, and have my mind draw a complete blank.

Just when you think life can't get any weirder, elephants are apparently thrown into the mix.
Who knew? :rofl:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 07 Mar 2018, 22:42
by Sir Cumference
It is quite funny how the brain can protest what the senses claim.

When hallucinating on the other hand, the brain is completely happy to claim the most outrageous thing, and blame them on the senses.



Time for some hamster weirdness: