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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 05 Nov 2017, 23:19

I believe that the irony in that image (other than a BIG timeline mixup!) is that Seven is the one that is told that "resistance is futile"... :rofl:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 06 Nov 2017, 15:31

yes, delivering pain is a form of art...
:rofl:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 07 Nov 2017, 00:18

occorics wrote:yes, delivering pain is a form of art...
:rofl:


You bet your sweet bippy it's a form of art... leaving a nice pattern of red stripes on someone's bum takes a lot of artistic inspiration... :whip: :mrgreen:

I was in the art supply shop just the other day, as it happens... :wink:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby JIMDINI » 07 Nov 2017, 08:17

bound_jenny wrote:You bet your sweet bippy it's a form of art... leaving a nice pattern of red stripes on someone's bum takes a lot of artistic inspiration...


I think this lady agreed.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 08 Nov 2017, 00:16

JIMDINI wrote:I think this lady agreed.


She sure did! :whip:

And it's John Willie artwork, at that. Now there's another that turned BDSM into an art form. Delicious! 8)

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Stretched out » 08 Nov 2017, 05:19

A fiend posted this on her FB page.
Is she just inocent or :whip: ?
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 08 Nov 2017, 08:19

Stretched out wrote:A fiend posted this on her FB page.


Not that I have a Facebook page, but... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Seriously, the first thing that came to mind is, "Starbuck's is into selling clothes pegs now?". :idea:

Other than that, the vehicle used for the photo was parked, the engine running. It must have been running a while because it looks like the coolant temperature is just about optimal.

The question is then raised, would wearing nipple clamps while driving be considered distracted driving? :?:

It's too early... I'll finish my Sacred Coffee Ritual now. :mrgreen:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 11 Nov 2017, 11:34

so... how many words did you misread?
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby tiemeupalso » 11 Nov 2017, 15:33

might have been an interesting event
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 12 Nov 2017, 00:14

They might have misspelled "CILT".

They might have forgotten a "T" in "SIMULATION".

Or both. :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen:

CILT may be an acronym. Community Interface Latency Time. :? Cunt Insertion Lingering Time. :wink: Crop Impact Lasting Traces. :whip:

But why simulate crop impacts when doing the real thing is way better? Whacking the bum on a crash test dummy is boring.

Better to whack real bums, then stimulate clits afterward (the line for that is over there :arrow: ).

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Gregovic » 12 Nov 2017, 00:26

Apparently it stands for something as mundane as "Certificate in Learning and Teaching"... Our version is better :gag: :whip: :wink:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby JIMDINI » 12 Nov 2017, 14:26

:mrgreen: :whip:
bound_jenny wrote:Better to whack real bums, then stimulate clits afterward (the line for that is over there ).
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 12 Nov 2017, 23:25

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Need I say more? :mrgreen:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 14 Nov 2017, 14:09

cock diet seems to impede calculation skills... :rofl:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby thatthat21 » 14 Nov 2017, 22:19

You would think that with diet cock, more blood would flow to the other head.... but guess not :roll:

occorics wrote:cock diet seems to impede calculation skills... :rofl:

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