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Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 27 Sep 2017, 19:45
by JIMDINI
I certainly would if they looked that good. :!:

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 27 Sep 2017, 23:24
by bound_jenny
CheerfullyInsane wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:People just don't seem to say hello anymore......or get involved. :gag:


Well, would you speak to someone with a spider in their mouth? :P


Yes... to tell them they have a spider in their mouth.

*evil intention becomes obvious*

Then observe their reaction of horror/terror at the prospect of having some kind of arachnid crawling around their mouth, which they are unable to close (because of the other spider) or reach (because of the arms being pinned in a box tie).

But that's just me. :hi:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 28 Sep 2017, 06:19
by JIMDINI
bound_jenny wrote:Yes... to tell them they have a spider in their mouth.

*evil intention becomes obvious*

Then observe their reaction of horror/terror at the prospect of having some kind of arachnid crawling around their mouth, which they are unable to close (because of the other spider) or reach (because of the arms being pinned in a box tie).

But that's just me.



Jenny.


I also expect you would tell this young lady she was very inconsiderate taking up the whole bench, after all you might want to sit there as well :D or ask her if she is a dancer, as she is so supple :twisted: But I don't think you'll get a polite reply :gag: :rofl:

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 28 Sep 2017, 23:15
by bound_jenny
JIMDINI wrote:But I don't think you'll get a polite reply :gag:


I doubt I'd even get an intelligible reply... :rofl:

*evil inclinations take over once again*

Then I'd figure out how to work another big spider or other creepy-crawly into the scene, most likely crawling toward her nether bits...

One does have to take advantage of an opportunity for entertainment when it's presented, right? :hi:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 29 Sep 2017, 11:49
by JIMDINI
bound_jenny wrote:Then I'd figure out how to work another big spider or other creepy-crawly into the scene, most likely crawling toward her nether bits...

One does have to take advantage of an opportunity for entertainment when it's presented, right?


:hi: I would have thought just trailing the tip of one of your whips slowly from ankle to ankle was a bit more your style. :) :whip: Especially as you could always add an extra tingle every now and then with the Ferengi one :twisted:

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 29 Sep 2017, 23:20
by bound_jenny
JIMDINI wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:Then I'd figure out how to work another big spider or other creepy-crawly into the scene, most likely crawling toward her nether bits...

One does have to take advantage of an opportunity for entertainment when it's presented, right?


:hi: I would have thought just trailing the tip of one of your whips slowly from ankle to ankle was a bit more your style. :) :whip: Especially as you could always add an extra tingle every now and then with the Ferengi one :twisted:


Oh, that's an excellent idea! :idea:

Psychological torment is good when one is caught unprepared. A bit like your Mom using spit and a handkerchief to clean some crud off your face before going in to see your Aunt Gabby. :wink:

Now if I happened upon such an opportunity as the park bench lady, while on my way somewhere with my... tool kit, then a strategic bit of work with the riding crop would definitely be in order. :whip:

Then I'd bring up the spider. :mrgreen:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2017, 00:58
by Sir Cumference
Art.... Kind of.
(I guess you must have suffered with those to really appreciate it.... And I hope I didn't get it from here)

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 01 Oct 2017, 22:39
by JIMDINI
Sir Cumference wrote:Art.... Kind of.
(I guess you must have suffered with those to really appreciate it.... And I hope I didn't get it from here)
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Gives a whole new meaning to Le' go.

But then children and there toys can be hazardous.

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 02 Oct 2017, 15:47
by davisev5225
JIMDINI wrote:Gives a whole new meaning to Le' go.

But then children and there toys can be hazardous.

The person on the right does not have the face of a child. :shock:

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 08 Oct 2017, 23:10
by JIMDINI
Have you ever had people call at inconvenient times?

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 09 Oct 2017, 07:34
by bound_jenny
JIMDINI wrote:Have you ever had people call at inconvenient times?


Oh, yes... people have a knack to find the precise time you don't want to answer the door (or are incapable of doing so) :roll:

But I think that there's a connection between the plumbing and my phone and the doorbell. There's always someone who absolutely needs to talk to me or see me when I'm either doing the dishes, sitting on the porcelain throne, or while buck naked, any time between bending over to turn on the water to getting out of the shower soaking wet (the shower seems to be particularly attractive to doorbell ringers). :evil:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 09 Oct 2017, 14:23
by occorics
bound_jenny wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:Have you ever had people call at inconvenient times?


Oh, yes... people have a knack to find the precise time you don't want to answer the door (or are incapable of doing so) :roll:

But I think that there's a connection between the plumbing and my phone and the doorbell. There's always someone who absolutely needs to talk to me or see me when I'm either doing the dishes, sitting on the porcelain throne, or while buck naked, any time between bending over to turn on the water to getting out of the shower soaking wet (the shower seems to be particularly attractive to doorbell ringers). :evil:

Jenny.


it always starts with the craftsmen next door using the loudest tools first in the morning. They do that to acoustically detect drainpipes with water running through them, so they know, where to ring or call. If that doesn't work, they'll send the postman with a parcel for your neighbor... :mrgreen:

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 12 Oct 2017, 17:55
by Dark_Lizerd
When wording is so important...
Super 8.jpg

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 12 Oct 2017, 23:35
by bound_jenny
It is a bit like golf, after all.

You take a swing, and hope to get a hole in one on the first shot.

But a round of 36 holes in one night? There needs to be a lot of stamina in those woods.

And no end of innuendo in simple golf speak... :rofl:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

PostPosted: 13 Oct 2017, 02:36
by Dark_Lizerd
Milking.jpg