Re: Images that made my day
Posted: 27 Sep 2017, 21:45
I certainly would if they looked that good.
Yes... to tell them they have a spider in their mouth.CheerfullyInsane wrote:Well, would you speak to someone with a spider in their mouth?JIMDINI wrote:People just don't seem to say hello anymore......or get involved.
I also expect you would tell this young lady she was very inconsiderate taking up the whole bench, after all you might want to sit there as well or ask her if she is a dancer, as she is so supple But I don't think you'll get a polite replybound_jenny wrote:Yes... to tell them they have a spider in their mouth.
*evil intention becomes obvious*
Then observe their reaction of horror/terror at the prospect of having some kind of arachnid crawling around their mouth, which they are unable to close (because of the other spider) or reach (because of the arms being pinned in a box tie).
But that's just me.
Jenny.
I doubt I'd even get an intelligible reply...JIMDINI wrote:But I don't think you'll get a polite reply
I would have thought just trailing the tip of one of your whips slowly from ankle to ankle was a bit more your style. Especially as you could always add an extra tingle every now and then with the Ferengi onebound_jenny wrote:Then I'd figure out how to work another big spider or other creepy-crawly into the scene, most likely crawling toward her nether bits...
One does have to take advantage of an opportunity for entertainment when it's presented, right?
Oh, that's an excellent idea!JIMDINI wrote:I would have thought just trailing the tip of one of your whips slowly from ankle to ankle was a bit more your style. Especially as you could always add an extra tingle every now and then with the Ferengi onebound_jenny wrote:Then I'd figure out how to work another big spider or other creepy-crawly into the scene, most likely crawling toward her nether bits...
One does have to take advantage of an opportunity for entertainment when it's presented, right?
Gives a whole new meaning to Le' go.Sir Cumference wrote:Art.... Kind of.
(I guess you must have suffered with those to really appreciate it.... And I hope I didn't get it from here)
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The person on the right does not have the face of a child.JIMDINI wrote:Gives a whole new meaning to Le' go.
But then children and there toys can be hazardous.
Oh, yes... people have a knack to find the precise time you don't want to answer the door (or are incapable of doing so)JIMDINI wrote:Have you ever had people call at inconvenient times?
it always starts with the craftsmen next door using the loudest tools first in the morning. They do that to acoustically detect drainpipes with water running through them, so they know, where to ring or call. If that doesn't work, they'll send the postman with a parcel for your neighbor...bound_jenny wrote:Oh, yes... people have a knack to find the precise time you don't want to answer the door (or are incapable of doing so)JIMDINI wrote:Have you ever had people call at inconvenient times?
But I think that there's a connection between the plumbing and my phone and the doorbell. There's always someone who absolutely needs to talk to me or see me when I'm either doing the dishes, sitting on the porcelain throne, or while buck naked, any time between bending over to turn on the water to getting out of the shower soaking wet (the shower seems to be particularly attractive to doorbell ringers).
Jenny.