Re: Images that made my day
Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 19:30
Illustrating the principle of "duck, duck, GOOSE!"ponylady wrote:Simple turn duck into dildo.
Agreed. One can never have too much rope.occorics wrote:but some of the positions lack a bit of rope
Wasn't it once believed that farting was releasing demons from inside one's self?occorics wrote:because demons could enter from both sides and collide, causing an inter-dimensional portal inside you...
In that case it would be perversion that is the norm, and non-perversion that would be the exception. An exceptionally boring exception.occorics wrote:if most in a group of people are perverts, isn't then the 'normal' one the real pervert?
Boundanna the final Symposium. These are the struggles of the philosopher Bound Jenny her ongoing mission to Hijack threads and arbitrate postsbound_jenny wrote:Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less...
... and to boldly go where no duck-shaped dildo has gone before!JIMDINI wrote:Boundanna the final Symposium. These are the struggles of the philosopher Bound Jenny her ongoing mission to Hijack threads and arbitrate postsbound_jenny wrote:Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less...
Those on the other side would have a shitty life...bound_jenny wrote: Wasn't it once believed that farting was releasing demons from inside one's self?
It would explain the Quebecois expression "ça sent le diable".
But if an inter-dimensional portal is created, wouldn't all of that poop and gas get sucked into the other dimension/universe?
If the portal were formed somewhat higher in the gastro-intestinal system, such an effect could be a windfall for the diet industry. All that remains to be done is to find some kind of process to close the rift up again once the target weight was attained (maybe sending a tetrion beam into the portal to collapse it? Or a polaron pulse? We would need to scan the properties of the portal to find out what would be the most efficient method of collapsing it).
Someone finally found a good use for those things!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
"My name is bound, jenny bound.bound_jenny wrote:
All we need now is a load of Ice VII to chill our drinks.
Jenny.
With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
[img]propellerplug[/img]
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
Sir Cumference wrote:With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
[img]propellerplug[/img]
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
Just make sure no one of ill intent (yes, I'm looking at you and your evil hamster empire) hacks into it and turns their users into human torpedoes...Sir Cumference wrote:With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming
There's an exhaust port in the axis of the propeller.CheerfullyInsane wrote:Finally, a rotary engine without exhaust!
You can even stuff black holes with it...bound_jenny wrote:Someone finally found a good use for those things!CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop.
(mind you, they could be useful to determine if the universe at the other end of the inter-dimensional portal is matter or anti-matter, depending on spin direction ).
Jenny.