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Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 19:30
by occorics
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 23:03
by ponylady
LOL,

Classic casefile in journalism 101:

How to fill 1/2 a page if you have no news.
Simple turn duck into dildo.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 21 Sep 2017, 01:30
by bound_jenny
ponylady wrote:Simple turn duck into dildo.
Illustrating the principle of "duck, duck, GOOSE!" :rofl:

And the blatant need for an optometrist. :idea:
occorics wrote:but some of the positions lack a bit of rope :wink:
Agreed. One can never have too much rope. :hi:
occorics wrote:because demons could enter from both sides and collide, causing an inter-dimensional portal inside you...
Wasn't it once believed that farting was releasing demons from inside one's self?

It would explain the Quebecois expression "ça sent le diable". :idea:

But if an inter-dimensional portal is created, wouldn't all of that poop and gas get sucked into the other dimension/universe?

If the portal were formed somewhat higher in the gastro-intestinal system, such an effect could be a windfall for the diet industry. All that remains to be done is to find some kind of process to close the rift up again once the target weight was attained (maybe sending a tetrion beam into the portal to collapse it? Or a polaron pulse? We would need to scan the properties of the portal to find out what would be the most efficient method of collapsing it).
occorics wrote:if most in a group of people are perverts, isn't then the 'normal' one the real pervert?
In that case it would be perversion that is the norm, and non-perversion that would be the exception. An exceptionally boring exception.

One can be a pervert but be normal.

Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less... :rofl:

All we need now is a load of Ice VII to chill our drinks. :hi:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 21 Sep 2017, 06:22
by JIMDINI
bound_jenny wrote:Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less...
Boundanna the final Symposium. These are the struggles of the philosopher Bound Jenny her ongoing mission to Hijack threads and arbitrate posts :whip: :gag: :rofl: :love:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 21 Sep 2017, 09:22
by bound_jenny
JIMDINI wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:Only on Bound Anna can someone address the subjects of poor eyesight, perversion, interdimensional physics, and the philosophy of normality in a single post, no less...
Boundanna the final Symposium. These are the struggles of the philosopher Bound Jenny her ongoing mission to Hijack threads and arbitrate posts :whip: :gag: :rofl: :love:
... and to boldly go where no duck-shaped dildo has gone before!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 21 Sep 2017, 11:10
by occorics
bound_jenny wrote: Wasn't it once believed that farting was releasing demons from inside one's self?

It would explain the Quebecois expression "ça sent le diable". :idea:

But if an inter-dimensional portal is created, wouldn't all of that poop and gas get sucked into the other dimension/universe?

If the portal were formed somewhat higher in the gastro-intestinal system, such an effect could be a windfall for the diet industry. All that remains to be done is to find some kind of process to close the rift up again once the target weight was attained (maybe sending a tetrion beam into the portal to collapse it? Or a polaron pulse? We would need to scan the properties of the portal to find out what would be the most efficient method of collapsing it).
Those on the other side would have a shitty life... :mrgreen:
But according to the law of conservation of mass, something would have to come the other direction, too, so no danger for the diet industry...
:rofl:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 21 Sep 2017, 21:58
by CheerfullyInsane
Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
Image

And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop. :shock:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 01:17
by bound_jenny
CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
Image

And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop. :shock:
Someone finally found a good use for those things! :rofl:

(mind you, they could be useful to determine if the universe at the other end of the inter-dimensional portal is matter or anti-matter, depending on spin direction :mrgreen: ).

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 01:50
by RADER123
OUCH
Rader

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 04:04
by ponylady
bound_jenny wrote:


All we need now is a load of Ice VII to chill our drinks. :hi:

Jenny.
"My name is bound, jenny bound.
And i want my martini shaken with squirt & cum. And only
one tetraeder ICE VII cube".

LOL, I guess even dirty harry would blink hearng that catchphrase.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 08:02
by Sir Cumference
CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
[img]propellerplug[/img]

And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop. :shock:
With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming!

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 08:49
by CheerfullyInsane
Sir Cumference wrote:
CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
[img]propellerplug[/img]

And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop. :shock:
With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming!
:rofl: :rofl:

Finally, a rotary engine without exhaust! :mrgreen:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 09:54
by bound_jenny
Sir Cumference wrote:With a small adjustment it would enable very fast nude swimming
Just make sure no one of ill intent (yes, I'm looking at you and your evil hamster empire) hacks into it and turns their users into human torpedoes... :shock:

And provide for the many ER visits prompted by swimmer collisions (ambulance-chasing lawyers will need to pack swim trunks too). :!:

And amend DUI laws to take into account operating one of those things while intoxicated. :idea:

And please, please think of the manatees! :rofl:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 09:57
by bound_jenny
CheerfullyInsane wrote:Finally, a rotary engine without exhaust! :mrgreen:
There's an exhaust port in the axis of the propeller. :mrgreen:

Just in case some demons need to be let out. :hi:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 22 Sep 2017, 14:24
by occorics
bound_jenny wrote:
CheerfullyInsane wrote:Speaking of buttplugs.....
Who the hell thought it might be a good idea to put a fidget spinner on one?!?
Image

And that's not even the weirdest thing in that shop. :shock:
Someone finally found a good use for those things! :rofl:

(mind you, they could be useful to determine if the universe at the other end of the inter-dimensional portal is matter or anti-matter, depending on spin direction :mrgreen: ).

Jenny.
You can even stuff black holes with it... :mrgreen: