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I think it's more hubris than confusion. :idea:

Sort of like saying "Trekkies rule!". :P

I'd say I agree. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Dissenters will get a photon torpedo as a butt plug. :twisted:

Oh, what's the Klingon response to the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper"? Why, it's "Fuck off and die!", of course! :rofl:
occorics wrote:this is priceless! :rofl:
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That is indeed priceless. But why hang them when you can have fun flogging them? :whip: :hi:

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bound_jenny wrote:Dissenters will get a photon torpedo as a butt plug. :twisted:
Is that one-size-fits-all?
Well, on second thoughts, it's probably one-size-fits-none-without-extensive-surgery......
Oh, what's the Klingon response to the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper"? Why, it's "Fuck off and die!", of course! :rofl:
Strange......
Could've sworn people had a tendency to die in the general vicinity of the Klingons.
They don't, as a rule, fuck off to somewhere else and THEN drop dead. :mrgreen:
Then again, I'm not a Trekkie, so I'm probably wrong......
That is indeed priceless. But why hang them when you can have fun flogging them? :whip: :hi:
Easier targets?
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bound_jenny wrote:
occorics wrote:this is priceless! :rofl:
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That is indeed priceless. But why hang them when you can have fun flogging them? :whip: :hi:

Jenny.
one doesn't exclude the other. hang them upside down by the feet and then flog them? :whip:

great, now i'm horny from thinking about that and i'm not allowed to cum before christmas... :oops:
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bound_jenny wrote:Dissenters will get a photon torpedo as a butt plug. :twisted:
Their shape would work better as a dildo or a vibrator. ;)

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This is not what I was expecting...
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30 years ago, though, it might have been!
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davisev5225 wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:Dissenters will get a photon torpedo as a butt plug. :twisted:
Their shape would work better as a dildo or a vibrator. ;)
I just had a mental image of Slim Pickens riding that sucker down out of the bomb bay of a B52, hollering and waving his cowboy hat... :rofl:

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sweh wrote:This is not what I was expecting...
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Pretty obvious, though.
L-A-Tex is a unix/linux based wordprocessor that is
Very popular in the scientific community, because it is
Far superior in handling footnotes, charts & graphics
Without messing up the pagelayout, compared to word or
Openoffice.
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bound_jenny wrote: /

I just had a mental image of Slim Pickens riding that sucker down out of the bomb bay of a B52, hollering and waving his cowboy hat... :rofl:
Now you've done it.
I'm crossing over dr. Strangelove & star trek.
I suppose i'm never getting rid of that image of kirk riding that mark IV
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ponylady wrote:
sweh wrote:This is not what I was expecting...
google.png
Pretty obvious, though.
L-A-Tex is a unix/linux based wordprocessor that is
Like I said, 30 years ago it is what I would have expected 'cos I was using LaTeX back then.

The joke was that my brain was focused on latex (pronounced lay-tecks) clothing and not on LaTeX ("lay-tek") typesetiing :-)
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we didn't have that kind of mentoring when i went to university... :mrgreen:
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occorics wrote:we didn't have that kind of mentoring when i went to university... :mrgreen:
:rofl:
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i think they do that on purpose.it should have read"hands on job experience".
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occorics wrote:we didn't have that kind of mentoring when i went to university... :mrgreen:
:rofl:
Neither did I. It was all on-the-job learning. No mentors or tutors. Just fingers. :lol:
tiemeupalso wrote:i think they do that on purpose.it should have read"hands on job experience".
Adding the word "on" would have messed up the page layout. :mrgreen:

:idea: A more elegant way to fix that headline is to add a hyphen, as in "first-hand job experience".

At least the second hand is free to do something else. :rofl:

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In Ireland, there's a small town called Muff.
In said town, there is a diving club......
...
..
.(Wait for it...)
.
And yes, the club is called exactly what you think it's called. :mrgreen:
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bound_jenny wrote:Sort of like saying "Trekkies rule!".

I'd say I agree.
Have they beamed Jenny up to replace Seven.
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