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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Blacky » 28 Jan 2018, 00:53

bound_jenny wrote:That's just what I need to put in the hall near the front door! :idea: :rofl:

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Just be prepared for a lot of visitors! :mrgreen:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby CheerfullyInsane » 05 Feb 2018, 09:19

Been there, done that.
(And have long since given up on ever learning it :mrgreen: )
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 06 Feb 2018, 00:17

CheerfullyInsane wrote:Been there, done that.
(And have long since given up on ever learning it :mrgreen: )


Every time it happens, I want to grab him by the shoulders and shake him in the hope that it would rattle something back into place.

It's obvious that would be futile. :rofl:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby ruru67 » 06 Feb 2018, 09:25

I dunno. WTF is wrong with:
  • Cuddle me!
  • Would you like to go out with me?
  • Fuck me!
With people talking in riddles like that it's a wonder the bloody species procreates at all.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Dark_Lizerd » 09 Feb 2018, 03:37

Subway footlong.jpg
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 09 Feb 2018, 08:44

As long as it's still wrapped in cellophane.

I wouldn't want bits of sausage and condiments (condoments??? :idea: ) left in there... :shock:

:rofl:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby tiemeupalso » 09 Feb 2018, 14:56

mint flavored condoms?
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 10 Feb 2018, 00:17

tiemeupalso wrote:mint flavored condoms?


Not quite so improbable - there are all sorts of interesting flavours added to condoms.

But mint might not be very comfortable to either the wearer or the receiver. Some people are very sensitive to menthol (I discovered that I am quite sensitive when a "cool fresh" shampoo, laced with menthol, came into contact with my scalp... :shock: It felt like someone set my head on fire. I subsequently set some butts on fire at the store and the manufacturer). Oddly, I can treat a minor burn on my skin with minty toothpaste without incident... :?

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby davisev5225 » 13 Feb 2018, 08:12

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