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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 17 Jun 2017, 18:04

JIMDINI wrote:You plan your session and then find you have forgotten something....


and then you need additional tools to get the scissors out of the blister-pack :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 18 Jun 2017, 07:36

occorics wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:You plan your session and then find you have forgotten something....


and then you need additional tools to get the scissors out of the blister-pack :rofl:


Which requires some method of extracting the additional tools from their packaging, and so on... :rofl:

:idea: That cashier must have seen some real doozies in her time, because she's awfully nonchalant about having a bound and gagged customer buying scissors. :?

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby JIMDINI » 18 Jun 2017, 11:38

bound_jenny wrote: That cashier must have seen some real doozies in her time, because she's awfully nonchalant about having a bound and gagged customer buying scissors.



I expect this group had just been through

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 19 Jun 2017, 16:11

omg! is there any word on this sign that isn't ambiguous? :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 19 Jun 2017, 23:25

That sign is proof that double entendres don't add up, they multiply. :rofl:

What's even more astonishing is the fact that they have the men working slowly in that tight hole. :idea:

Better slow when it's tight - too much friction might become a fire hazard. :!:

The last thing we want is someone running around with his parts on fire. :shock:

(yes, I said "parts", not "pants").

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 02 Jul 2017, 07:20

On the subject of parts, not necessarily on fire, I found this on a small box in the package (more double entendres) along with some new blinds I put up to brighten the place up:

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For the chastity crowd


First thing that came to mind was, this is for the chastity crowd... :idea:

Then, "man, that's a crappy French translation..." :rofl:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby davisev5225 » 02 Jul 2017, 12:04

bound_jenny wrote:Then, "man, that's a crappy French translation..." :rofl:

Well, my deliberately terrible French translation skills seem hilariously accurate in this case: "The party is enclosed". :P :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 02 Jul 2017, 23:35

davisev5225 wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:Then, "man, that's a crappy French translation..." :rofl:

Well, my deliberately terrible French translation skills seem hilariously accurate in this case: "The party is enclosed". :P :rofl:


In any case, Les parties ont enclos doesn't make grammatical sense. "Ont" is from the French verb "Avoir", which is "to have". It's in the third person plural. "Enclos" is French for "enclosure", like a pen, sty, corral, etc. So a translation back to English might be "The parties (or parts) have enclosure". A much better French translation would be Pièces incluses - short enough to fit on the box and accurate enough so any francophone would understand it right away.

Well, that's what you get when you have Chinese translating English into French (I just remembered something from 10+ years ago when something labeled "spring action" was translated as action de printemps, spring being translated as the season instead of the one describing a mechanical part :facepalm: ).

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby lj » 03 Jul 2017, 08:37

reminds me of a comedy sketch ("The Two Ronnies" for those in the UK who are old enough to remember them) where for reasons unknown,
the childrens' song "Pop goes the weasel" was translated into Greek, then translated back to English, becoming " a small furry animal explodes" :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 03 Jul 2017, 09:30

I once saw "trouble shooting" translated to german as "Unruheschießerei" which would mean something like 'riot gunfight' :rofl:
One of my favorite auto-translations so far...
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 03 Jul 2017, 23:32

lj wrote:"The Two Ronnies" for those in the UK who are old enough to remember them


It was either the CBC or the PBS affiliate just across the border that ran The Two Ronnies for a year or two, oh, about 30 or so years ago (if not more).

Those two were hilarious. Laughed myself silly on more than one occasion. :rofl:

occorics wrote:Unruheschießerei


Good thing you got your i and e in the right order or it would have been a tad messy. :mrgreen:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Dark_Lizerd » 04 Jul 2017, 03:10

Translations can be so much fun!!!
(and sometimes confusing!)

" a small furry animal explodes"!!!
Too funny!!! Make me wonder how "bad" the rest of the song was...
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 04 Jul 2017, 07:48

bound_jenny wrote:
occorics wrote:Unruheschießerei


Good thing you got your i and e in the right order or it would have been a tad messy. :mrgreen:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Sir Cumference » 04 Jul 2017, 20:43

Dark_Lizerd wrote:Translations can be so much fun!!!
(and sometimes confusing!)

" a small furry animal explodes"!!!
Too funny!!! Make me wonder how "bad" the rest of the song was...


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Re: Images that made my day

Postby JIMDINI » 04 Jul 2017, 22:33

Sir Cumference wrote:Dark_Lizerd wrote:
Translations can be so much fun!!!
(and sometimes confusing!)

" a small furry animal explodes"!!!
Too funny!!! Make me wonder how "bad" the rest of the song was...


It happens.

I have written proof.
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