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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 17 Jun 2017, 18:04

JIMDINI wrote:You plan your session and then find you have forgotten something....


and then you need additional tools to get the scissors out of the blister-pack :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 18 Jun 2017, 07:36

occorics wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:You plan your session and then find you have forgotten something....


and then you need additional tools to get the scissors out of the blister-pack :rofl:


Which requires some method of extracting the additional tools from their packaging, and so on... :rofl:

:idea: That cashier must have seen some real doozies in her time, because she's awfully nonchalant about having a bound and gagged customer buying scissors. :?

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby JIMDINI » 18 Jun 2017, 11:38

bound_jenny wrote: That cashier must have seen some real doozies in her time, because she's awfully nonchalant about having a bound and gagged customer buying scissors.



I expect this group had just been through

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby occorics » 19 Jun 2017, 16:11

omg! is there any word on this sign that isn't ambiguous? :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 19 Jun 2017, 23:25

That sign is proof that double entendres don't add up, they multiply. :rofl:

What's even more astonishing is the fact that they have the men working slowly in that tight hole. :idea:

Better slow when it's tight - too much friction might become a fire hazard. :!:

The last thing we want is someone running around with his parts on fire. :shock:

(yes, I said "parts", not "pants").

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