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Getting back to abbreviations...

A good friend of mine is a model railroader (he plays with trains :mrgreen: ). Here's the logo on the box of one of his railroad cars:
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Wouldn't that make a nice sign on the door of a dungeon? 8)

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bound_jenny wrote:And I thought that it was about what substances are fashionable to put in one's butt...

Now this thread is really anal-yzed. :wink:
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bound_jenny wrote:Getting back to abbreviations...
A good friend of mine is a model railroader (he plays with trains :mrgreen: ). Here's the logo on the box of one of his railroad cars:
CBT
Wouldn't that make a nice sign on the door of a dungeon? 8)
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A perfect sign indeed!


You know what they say about boobs and model trains.....
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Sir Cumference wrote:
You know what they say about boobs and model trains.....
Errr....no!?
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A model railroad is another pervertable, but it would be a lot of meticulous and detailed work. It can't be easy painting ropes & gags on HO scale people! :shock:
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Blacky wrote:
Sir Cumference wrote:
You know what they say about boobs and model trains.....
Errr....no!?

"Both were intended for the kids, but in the end, it is Dad who spends the most time playing with them"
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"ATM machine"


24 hour ATM is not good taste!
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Sir Cumference wrote:24 hour ATM is not good taste!
Might I venture that it's in... crappy taste? :mrgreen:

...groan... :facepalm:

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Sir Cumference wrote:"ATM machine" 24 hour ATM is not good taste! Yikes!
I don't get it. This went way over my head.
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BornThisWay wrote: I don't get it. This went way over my head.
Aww, Jenny gave a big hint- it's in crappy taste.

Hint no. 2- you might want to keep your buns away from that device... then again maybe not. :mrgreen:
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I had to look it up in a slang dictionary.

"ATM stands for Ass-To-Mouth, which refers to the act of anally penetrating a woman and then putting your penis in her mouth. In other words, it's when she goes down on you immediately following anal sex."

I guess I'm not as perverted as I thought. :mrgreen:
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That ATM device could be an Ass Torture Machine too... either way I'm not going near it. :mrgreen: :rofl:
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Natale wrote:That ATM device could be an Ass Torture Machine too... either way I'm not going near it. :mrgreen: :rofl:
Just don't try to butt-dial your PIN number... :mrgreen:

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BornThisWay wrote:.......
I guess I'm not as perverted as I thought. :mrgreen:
Isn't it wonderful to know, that there is still some innocence and purity left in you?
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bound_jenny wrote:
Natale wrote:That ATM device could be an Ass Torture Machine too... either way I'm not going near it. :mrgreen: :rofl:
Just don't try to butt-dial your PIN number... :mrgreen:

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What's this PIN number I keep hearing about? Pussies Impregnated Nightly? Personal Index of Naughtiness? Penetrations in Immediate Neighborhood? 8)
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