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I must say that some of our Danish members are quite perverted, and side-splittingly funny to boot, so they might be already customers of this business, to be named Hot Buns After Dark:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/09/24/ ... 411566190/

The Danes are definitely perverts... :rofl:

Gotta love'em... :love:

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Would you like some penis rings with that? :rofl:
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anna wrote:Would you like some penis rings with that? :rofl:

Oh, that was why my calamari were impossible to chew!
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I checked the local news. It seems it is a real story, not an urban legend.


The Hot Buns restaurants got a lot of free advertising when they opened, by pissing off the unions, the feminists and the politically correct at the same time.
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anything to get back the german sextourism of the 60's & early 70's. :idea:

(sexshops were legal about a decade earlier as in germany back than. guess what happened during that time.)

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When I was a child I remember that we went out for dinner a pizza.

Waiting for the pizzas my little sister noticed something sticked to the ceiling.

There was a plastic pennis made with the same material than those hands that you can use to catch papers (they rocked in the later 80's in Spain)
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The waitress told us that they did bridal shower at nights in the same saloon and maybe they left if there :mrgreen:

We changed our table just in case it fell over us during the meal :shock:
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That must have been at Domina's Pizza. :whip: :wink:

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bound_jenny wrote:That must have been at Domina's Pizza. :whip: :wink:

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Veronica_E_L wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:That must have been at Domina's Pizza. :whip: :wink:

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A marriage proposal over a pizza joke? :rofl:

Celebrated at Hot Buns After Dark, of course! :whip:

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bound_jenny wrote:That must have been at Domina's Pizza. :whip: :wink:

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I will be incredibly disappointed if they don't get a fry mold that looks like cock. :P
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davisev5225 wrote:I will be incredibly disappointed if they don't get a fry mold that looks like cock. :P
A mold of that shape would be very useful as a jelly mold. :mrgreen:

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bound_jenny wrote:
davisev5225 wrote:I will be incredibly disappointed if they don't get a fry mold that looks like cock. :P
A mold of that shape would be very useful as a jelly mold. :mrgreen:

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I have a couple of these for fried eggs:
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Eggciting... Aaarrgghh :facepalm:

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And now one of the major Danish super markets:
http://www.netto.dk/tilbud/Pages/Netto- ... ilbudsavis
Look at page 36-37.

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