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Bondage saftey, Good advice

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ROFLMAO... :rofl:

A nice way to start my day. 8)

What if the hammer has the nail-removal-thingy on it? The real dumb thing to do is leave the pliers in the tool box and use a ball-peen hammer... :shock:

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Ball-peen hammer:
That would be the best thing to use;
Our Jenny knows her tools.
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RADER123 wrote:Our Jenny knows her tools.
Indeed - both the useful kind and the two-legged variety... :P :P :P

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better yet:

"make sure the kitchen table is not bolted to the floor & fits through the doors.
*good luck with any stairs on the way to the pliers*
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ponylady wrote:better yet:

"make sure the kitchen table is not bolted to the floor & fits through the doors.
*good luck with any stairs on the way to the pliers*
I'm picturing that in my mind right now (goes to show what kind of mind I have :wink: ), with all the possible obstacles to go around along the way...

...and I can't stop laughing... :rofl:

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I don't know. Sometimes fantasy is a bad bad thingy :oops:
Indeed over time people got knowledge but no wisdom.

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MKu wrote:I don't know. Sometimes fantasy is a bad bad thingy :oops:
That all depends on which end of the whip you're on. :whip: :mrgreen:

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Reminds me of this one:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18 ... an_roofer/
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:shock: Ouch... with crossed eyes... :shock:

The titles in the Related Stories column are interesting too - like "Air mattress blast blows German man across room ". That almost sounds like an "Adventures with Bill" segment on Red Green... :rofl:

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