Your hamsters poop rust?Sir Cumference wrote:I feed them steel wool!
For sure, they have *very* clean intestines.
Jenny.
Your hamsters poop rust?Sir Cumference wrote:I feed them steel wool!
Sir Cumference wrote:bound_jenny wrote:You'd better pick up the pace, my Electric Cat experiments are coming to fruition (integrating DNA from electric eels with the common house cat). Sir C's hamsters will be literally toast.
It so happens the cats just love toasted hamsters.
Now back to work on my GMOs - genetically modified orgasms.
Jenny.
I breed my hamsters in Faraday cages. Your dastardly plans are foiled!
Muahahahahaha
bound_jenny wrote:Your hamsters poop rust?Sir Cumference wrote:I feed them steel wool!
For sure, they have *very* clean intestines.
Jenny.
Toasted Hamster! toasted Cat! Animal welfare will be outraged!!Keyless wrote:Sir Cumference wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:
You'd better pick up the pace, my Electric Cat experiments are coming to fruition (integrating DNA from electric eels with the common house cat). Sir C's hamsters will be literally toast.
It so happens the cats just love Toasted hamsters.
Now back to work on my GMOs - genetically modified orgasms.
Jenny.
I breed my hamsters in Faraday cages. Your dastardly plans are foiled!
Muahahahahaha
bound_jenny wrote:
Sir Cumference wrote:
I feed them steel wool!
Your hamsters poop rust?
For sure, they have *very* clean intestines.
Jenny.
I think Sir C might have the upper hand here. A Faraday cage has to be on the outside. Perhaps his secret weapon is that the steel wool reacts with the acid in the hamster's stomach so they burp hydrogen. The slightest spark from Jenny's Electric Cat and it's toast.
If one thought that cattle belching methane is troublesome, an army of genetically altered hamsters burping even more flammable hydrogen could be apocalyptic.Keyless wrote:Perhaps his secret weapon is that the steel wool reacts with the acid in the hamster's stomach so they burp hydrogen. The slightest spark from Jenny's Electric Cat and it's toast
drive by topic realignmentbound_jenny wrote:(Now this is a really weird hijack)
That's way better than flaming hamsters pooping rust.bobbi wrote:drive by topic realignmentbound_jenny wrote:(Now this is a really weird hijack)