I can but try.

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Seeing the warm response I had from our next door neighbour, I will ask if she would like to be paid to look after my wife for a few hours. She can do her coursework for her exams via our router. But what I would like her to do is wait for me to put on my nurses uniform and then lock me with a chain to the wall. She will know where I am and the carers will ask. It could be she brings them out to see me. I won't be able to stop her. She can go after they have been and tease me by dangling the keys over the garden wall, just out of my reach. I will tread softly and see how she feels about it. Would she like a secret? I'll let you know. There's 2 months before it gets warm enough to sit outside in a dress.