Self bondage forum:answer to anti-spam question on deutsch?
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Goood try, good try!
But it is not enough to make me open my vault of German dungeon hamster porn.
But it is not enough to make me open my vault of German dungeon hamster porn.
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Too busy getting your schwanz unkrummed? Or are you just waiting for your gerät to warm up?Sir Cumference wrote:Goood try, good try!
But it is not enough to make me open my vault of German dungeon hamster porn.
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Aww shoot. Was looking forward to see a hamster in some leather outfit (unless I'm completely mistaken of what that word means.)
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Really? Google finds no meaning to that word. I don't know that language but it seems extremely rarely used then, if there's no relevant context found at all.Sir Cumference wrote:The answer is:
Krummschwanzgerät
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German is a peculiar language in that it can evolve quickly by creating new words to describe something, by simply cobbling together existing words. Krummschwanzgerät has three components: "krumm", which means crooked; "schwanz", for tail; and "gerät", for equipment or apparatus. Put those three components separately through Google Translate and they will give results.Jadit wrote:Really? Google finds no meaning to that word. I don't know that language but it seems extremely rarely used then, if there's no relevant context found at all.Sir Cumference wrote:The answer is:
Krummschwanzgerät
So it's possible that Google Translate doesn't have Krummschwanzgerät because it's too recent (as in the possibility that Sir C just invented it ).
We're still waiting for Sir C's equipment to warm up and straighten out his tail.
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If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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A couple of Germanic favourites
"handschuh" = hand shoe = glove
and a reverse translation supposedly used by English prisoners-of-war to puzzle their captors "blond genug" = "fair enough" though the German words in that pairing don't have the same sense in German, as "blond" refers to a light colour eg hair.
"handschuh" = hand shoe = glove
and a reverse translation supposedly used by English prisoners-of-war to puzzle their captors "blond genug" = "fair enough" though the German words in that pairing don't have the same sense in German, as "blond" refers to a light colour eg hair.
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our authorities are very good in composing new words...bound_jenny wrote:German is a peculiar language in that it can evolve quickly by creating new words to describe something, by simply cobbling together existing words. Krummschwanzgerät has three components: "krumm", which means crooked; "schwanz", for tail; and "gerät", for equipment or apparatus. Put those three components separately through Google Translate and they will give results.Jadit wrote:Really? Google finds no meaning to that word. I don't know that language but it seems extremely rarely used then, if there's no relevant context found at all.Sir Cumference wrote:The answer is:
Krummschwanzgerät
So it's possible that Google Translate doesn't have Krummschwanzgerät because it's too recent (as in the possibility that Sir C just invented it ).
We're still waiting for Sir C's equipment to warm up and straighten out his tail.
Jenny.
"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" is the longest german composite word. Surprisingly, the google translation is quite accurate...
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While you're surely right about the efficiency of our authorities you missed an even longer word: Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung.occorics wrote:...
our authorities are very good in composing new words...
"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" is the longest german composite word. Surprisingly, the google translation is quite accurate...
Again, google wasn't exactly bad at translating.
But there may yet be longer words?!
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OK.
I knew a place online, where there was a picture of one in actual use.
It is gone I can't give you a link to it.
But I can post a picture of one I made:
The entire "male package" goes through the big ring, much like any other cock-ring.
The small ring shall point upwards.
Then the (limp) sausage is folded upwards, and the head popped through the small ring. The bend stops an erection from developing (makes it a bit painful too).
There are probably some limitations due to genital anatomy, but it works for me.
The Krummschwanzgerät:
I knew a place online, where there was a picture of one in actual use.
It is gone I can't give you a link to it.
But I can post a picture of one I made:
The entire "male package" goes through the big ring, much like any other cock-ring.
The small ring shall point upwards.
Then the (limp) sausage is folded upwards, and the head popped through the small ring. The bend stops an erection from developing (makes it a bit painful too).
There are probably some limitations due to genital anatomy, but it works for me.
The Krummschwanzgerät:
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Re: Self bondage forum:answer to anti-spam question on deuts
damn it, now unimuc will have to come up with a new antispamquestion.
the answer will probably be something like
"einheimischenagetiertrainingsvorrichtungsgeräuschdämmungsflüssigkeit".
*sir c should know what i'm talking about*
the answer will probably be something like
"einheimischenagetiertrainingsvorrichtungsgeräuschdämmungsflüssigkeit".
*sir c should know what i'm talking about*
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ponylady wrote:"einheimischenagetiertrainingsvorrichtungsgeräuschdämmungsflüssigkeit".
*sir c should know what i'm talking about*
That definitely has to do with hamsters, regardless of tail alignment.Slave_L wrote:Wait... you're telling me this german word doesn't actually involve hamsters? wow!
Jenny.
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If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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bound_jenny wrote:ponylady wrote:"einheimischenagetiertrainingsvorrichtungsgeräuschdämmungsflüssigkeit".
*sir c should know what i'm talking about*That definitely has to do with hamsters, regardless of tail alignment.Slave_L wrote:Wait... you're telling me this german word doesn't actually involve hamsters? wow!
Jenny.
It certainly does.
The right lubricant will stop the squeaking sound.
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Sir Cumference wrote:
It certainly does.
The right lubricant will stop the squeaking sound.
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1 year passed, but I still have a hope