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Sticking things up your butt?

Postby mspider12 » 08 Sep 2009, 02:26

I had some severe internal bleeding earlier this year from internal bleed from arthridas medication. I turned out to have bleeding at both ends. I had these little pencil shaped diameter pillls to stick up my butt that were about an inch long. I am no way a small guy and when I go to the bathroom I like to think I have a big exit point. Now when i went to insert these pills I almost cried as the opening seemed soo small. I found it was easier to insert one after going to the bathroom and when you experience no more pain, but a bonner, its in the sweet spot. By then using my middle finger for the pushing My fore arm was between my cheeks.

Later I used some creme in a tube with a long straw and found that was easier, but still it took like 4 minutes of shoving to get it in the right spot to apply it.

I am all well now, but am still wondering if that sounds normal? Ive seen photos where large things are stuck down there and most people who endure that make little to no compliants. I know a radio show I listened too one day suggested putting a rubber on for anal sex and coating the ruber in ambersol, the numbing medication for tooth aches to less the pain for the person you are going to stick it to.

I wouldnt mind having all my orifices plugged in a session, but am worried that maybe more pain that worth. Better yet, I offer her the ability to do me in the back if I can do her.
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby Grinser » 08 Sep 2009, 10:43

1) I am pretty sure that most professionals you might have seen taking ridiculously large objects up the butt are well trained and certainly did not start out with anal fisting from day one. Buttplugs of increasing diameter used over a period of several weeks or months should do the trick.
2) The pain numbing thing is a really stupid idea. It hurts for a reason... if you keep pushing despite the pain, either because you don't care or because the pain is artificially taken away, you will at some point cause damage. Now I don't know how these radio guys are wired, but I'd prefer a little pain to a ripped sphincter... all the expaining at the hospital and the soiling yourself on the way might be a bit of a turnoff.
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby bobbi » 08 Sep 2009, 16:33

this was a long time ago when i started, but i think i remember the progression enough. but no you do not go shoving coke can sized things up your bum first day out.

keep in mind, all of this depends on having an infinite amount of lube at your disposal. lube is your friend.

started with tampon and tampon diametre sized things that is what, 0.5in before they expand (which they dont really do in your butt much)
flashlight handle that took c batteries, probably 1.0in
flashlight that took d batteries, probalby 1.25in
started putting socks on that one sock at a time (each adding like an 1/8 of an inch) (and then a condom to make it smooth)

my main toy for pumping on is like 2.75in that is like the top of the pleasure curve for me and has been for quite some time.

however i can take this barrell plug which is 3in, 3 and 3/8in at its widest point at that small ridge, all the way to the top of the base, this is the physical limit for me and its not comfortable for any period of time because it was not designed to hold itself in, it tends to want to fly out when i stand up and walk.

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it took over a year of pretty much every other day training to get to that barrel plug for me.
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby onestrangeguy » 08 Sep 2009, 17:32

3/4 inch is about as much as I will tolerate. and that's not very big!
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby Kronopticon » 08 Sep 2009, 19:36

i love anal, its one of the few things i consistantly enjoy, and as thus, i've got a nice constant of about an inch wide, but i could easily manage a good stretch, but i probably couldnt be bothered. i have other agendas
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby mspider12 » 09 Sep 2009, 05:15

Ok. Wow, that is big.

Yeah, think my anal exchange idea is curbed for just sticking it between her thighs instead.
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby lilboy » 09 Sep 2009, 18:31

i made a dildo from hard wood, is 1 1/2 inch, and the length is 12inch.. just so i can hold it well,,remember lube is ur friend!!

i then coated it with some heat shrink wrap, then at the bottem to stop it coming off there a little groove with a ziplock in it,
so if i ever want to change the wrap i can,
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby bound_jenny » 10 Sep 2009, 00:35

When in doubt, lubricate. And start small, work your way up.

You have to start just like the constipated mathematician - he worked it out with a pencil. :P

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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby bobbi » 10 Sep 2009, 03:49

another important note that just occured to me.

even if you do take the time to train up to that huge size like i did, when you get home from work the first thing you do is not grab the super giant thing first, lol. have to warm up a bit like streching for a sporting event.
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby mspider12 » 10 Sep 2009, 05:29

Does doing this help you go to the bathroom? Does it let you go faster?

I found I had a touch of hemroids from going to the bathroom like I was giving birth. I would just grit my teeth, clinch my muscles and shoot it out, wipe up and go about my business.

Yeah I saw a video one day where a lady took a beer can out of no where after she bent over and reached deep inside herself. That was freaky.
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby Grinser » 10 Sep 2009, 10:40

How about some roughage in your diet? You know, sometimes it is a better idea to eat an apple than to stick something up your butt to make the exit bigger. But only sometimes ...

Seriously though, since I changed my diet to a lot less carbohydrates and a lot more of the green stuff, my digestive system works a lot better. I have not had a single heartburn in the last year or so and the whole bathroom stuff has changed as well.

Omg what a leap between topics... "Stay around till next week when the kinky folks show you how to fix a flat tire with just a pair of handcuffs and a riding crop"
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby lilboy » 10 Sep 2009, 15:53

hahahaha
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby bound_jenny » 10 Sep 2009, 18:01

mspider12 wrote:Yeah I saw a video one day where a lady took a beer can out of no where after she bent over and reached deep inside herself. That was freaky.


Eewww... warm beer... :shock:

Grinser wrote:Omg what a leap between topics... "Stay around till next week when the kinky folks show you how to fix a flat tire with just a pair of handcuffs and a riding crop"


How about caulking a windshield with Cheez Whiz? :D

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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby Kronopticon » 10 Sep 2009, 23:29

Grinser wrote: "Stay around till next week when the kinky folks show you how to fix a flat tire with just a pair of handcuffs and a riding crop"


i dont know about a flat tyre, but i can certainly repair a fan belt with those :P
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Re: Sticking things up your butt?

Postby mspider12 » 14 Sep 2009, 14:51

I had been on the subway diet and carrots. The green and orange stuff made it take more effort to poop vs just protein which just squirts out. Plus after long studies, a fiber based diet does not prevent cancer of the intestines, colon or anus.

I was and am back on a high protein diet and reason I brought this up was the fact I had to stick pencil diameter pills up my butt and it seemed impossible and somewhat painful.

Now the injectible creme was another story. Sure it took 4 minutes of shoving to get it in place, but a good squeeze felt soo good, cool, refreshing and gave me an errection for 4 hours.
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