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Merry Christmas.

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Just to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. I know most are BOUND to enjoy themselves. It's a shame I don't have a partner. I fancy being wrapped up like a present and left under the tree. Anyway, have a good time folks.

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Merry Christmas to you and to everyone on the forum.
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Happy Christmas and a MERRY New Year!
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Merry Christmas to all, and may all your pervy wishes come true!

And a bit of advice: if you want to use a string of Christmas lights as a whip, use LED. Those C9 bulbs do make a mess of shards when they break. :shock:

Ho ho ho... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone. Thanks for 2018. :love:
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Humbug! :lol:
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bounddosster wrote:Humbug! :lol:
I ought to drape you in tinsel and Christmas lights. :idea:

And you'd look adorable with an angel perched on your head. :love:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Oh yes, Xmas bondage style. Just be careful where you stick that holly. :shock:
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bounddosster wrote:Oh yes, Xmas bondage style. Just be careful where you stick that holly. :shock:
That reminds me of a very special christmas tree that grew somewhere in these forums about 5 or 6 years ago.
Unfortunately the image is no longer available, though. :cry:

Anyways, have a very merry christmas, everyone :hi:
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Blacky wrote:That reminds me of a very special christmas tree that grew somewhere in these forums about 5 or 6 years ago.
I comment I overheard at a party a while back; "I'm no angel, and the tree is _not_ going there!"
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Blacky wrote:
bounddosster wrote:That reminds me of a very special christmas tree that grew somewhere in these forums about 5 or 6 years ago.
Unfortunately the image is no longer available, though. :cry:
That was bobbi, I believe, and he had a penchant for sticking unusual items in his butt. Often at the prodding of persons on the Internet.

The Christmas tree was the culmination of his anal insertion prowess, in my opinion. It combined the magical with the kinky.

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Old Chinese proverb says:
with patience and lubricant, impossible is just a word
Merry Christmas to all.
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No need to go to the birthplace of Chinese food for proverbs:
Red Green wrote:If it's stuck, force it. If it breaks, it probably needed fixing anyway.
Right up there with:
Red Green wrote:If it ain't broke, you're not trying!
Though I wouldn't attempt to apply these to inserting objects in one's bum. In addition to the fact that the Red Green Method requires power tools... :shock:

:rofl:

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I found it in my own "wayback machine" - my backup DVDs from 2011:
happy-holidays-2011-3.jpg
Bobbi at his finest. Merry Christmas! :hi:

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Edit: that tree is probably the best fertilized one in any household. :mrgreen:
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bound_jenny wrote:I found it in my own "wayback machine" - my backup DVDs from 2011:
happy-holidays-2011-3.jpg
Bobbi at his finest. Merry Christmas! :hi:

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Edit: that tree is probably the best fertilized one in any household. :mrgreen:

That's exactly the picture I remembered. Thanks, Jenny!
:D :hi:

And once more: Happy holidays to everyone.
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