Home made oral dildo ?

Ideas and instructions how you can make your own bondage toys.
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Home made oral dildo ?

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Hi Guys I was wondering how I could make a home made dildo, specifically for oral pleasuring. Im wanting to create as close to possible a penis with the items Ive got. Ive got plaster-cine, a condom, a flashlight that's about it really, part of a fantasy Im working on.. :?:
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You need to do the following:

- roll a ball of plasticine the size of a walnut
- put the ball in the condom
- shine the flashligt into your eyes while you count to seventeen
- hold one end of the condom against your forehead, pinch your eyes shut
- pull the end with the plasticine at least 25 inches away, and let go
- say:"ouch!"

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This is about what you can do with the stuff you listed.
We're perverts around here, not magicians.
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Sir Cumference wrote:

We're perverts around here, not magicians.
:D
we aren't ?

# pull the condom over your dear member.
apply silcone oil liberally on said member.

# use plasticine to make cast of highly erect member.

# melt some herbal scented soap to make a positive member.

# suck positively erect member until it is lubed enuff (make sure to enjoy member's taste).

# insert soapy clean member where sun don't shine
NOTE: make sure to take precations, so twin member can't disappear.
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ponylady wrote:# insert soapy clean member where sun don't shine
# stay close to WC for inevitable case of the runs :shock:
ponylady wrote:
Sir Cumference wrote:

We're perverts around here, not magicians.
:D
we aren't ?
We most certainly are. Magicians can be perverted. We do have Magic Wands, do we not? :idea:

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Read your post and had something similar in my mind.
I own several dildos, but I was looking for a special one.
I love deep-throats and would love to have a very long, but thin one so I can take it very deep.
Bought some double-ended dildos but they are too thick or smell terrible (cheap plastic).

So I had the idea, why not use some kind of plastic hose from the DIY-store.
I haven't bought it yet, but when you melt the cuttings with a lighter so you don't have sharp edges, it should be possible to use it as a sex-toy.

Maybe someone tried something similar or can tell us if this is a bad idea. :whip:
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Hi,
did not tried DT or any, but worked with many types of hose/es.

There are rubber ones, or rubber/fiber/silicone, don't even think to heat them
Auto types are rubber or rubber/metal(or fiber)/rubber, also non heat-able
The silicone ones could be widened by heat, but not melted
There are thin PVC ones - for compressed air - but You should not use them...

Certainly in industry there are many other types, but in our DIY shops that's all
Why not use swimming foam helpers: extra cheap, easy to carve, soft, and covered in condom (preferred aroma)...

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Thank you very much for your opinion FatherOfFour, sounds like you are an expert in hoses :)
I'm currently not in the mood to play, or have the opportunity, maybe in two weeks again.
I will look for some type of swimming foam helper, but I'm not sure if it's flexible enough, we will see :gag:
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TomJosy wrote: I will look for some type of swimming foam helper, but I'm not sure if it's flexible enough, we will see :gag:
Out of own experience I can tell you that pool-noodles are flexible enough! :wink: :gag:
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Sorry,
mea culpa, I completely forgot the best of all:
(doing some work in my shop and it popped in my face...)
AC insulation tube:
- softer even than "pool noodles"
- various sizes
- tube shaped, so hollow inside could be filled with garden hose, swimming foam or any other stiffer material
- is somehow deform-able, so, based on the core material, You could shape it very close anatomically...
(or tapered: wider at the base, or with "knots", ...)
Take care if ordering online, there are two types: whole tube/hose and longitudinal split-ed (as useless for Your task as a sliced carrot...)

Sorry again for advises without experiencing, but, You know...

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Great idea FatherOfFour 8)

If I understood you right you mean some kind of this isolation tubes:
http://www.hornbach.de/shop/PE-Rohrisol ... tikel.html

The smallest one has diameter from about 33mm. The tubes are 1m long and one costs in Germany 0,90€ so thats pretty cheap.
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Yarp!

(see Hot Fuzz...)
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