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So the old tenants living downstairs have had internet service that I have been using. In a couple of weeks, they are canceling it, when they move out, leaving me all alone.
So I'm shopping for internet service. First time for me. I call up the company and they ask what I will be doing online. I said "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes". Big pause. "Ahh, ok, I ahh, I understand" was the response. I didn't subscribe to that service.
I chatted online with a representative from another provider. Typed in the same thing "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes". Without delay he typed in a laugh and said he had just the service for me. I bought from him.
I think I chose well. I just hope I didn't give the 1st guy nightmares.......
I know you people are totally cool hearing me say "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes".
Thanx for listening.

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I said "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes". Big pause. "Ahh, ok, I ahh, I understand" was the response.

Given that the media reckon people spend over 50% of their on line time viewing porn, what did he expect I want to stream religious services

I'm not offended enough to get him fired. Still feel he is ill-equipped to be in sales though.

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I'm not offended enough to get him fired. Still feel he is ill-equipped to be in sales though.

On the other hand most people just go for "online videos" and leave it at that instead of being honest And some people are just too naïve and vanilla to even realize how much "deviant" stuff is out there to be enjoyed.

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I'm not offended enough to get him fired. Still feel he is ill-equipped to be in sales though.

I think he was just gobsmacked (ever been smacked with a gob? Horrible.. ) that someone would blurt out something not usually heard in polite (and most impolite) company. You don't get that every day. You know it's there, but when that gob smacks you, it's a bit of a shock.

Jenny.

PS I tried weaponizing gobs against Sir C's hamsters, but to no avail. Gobs are too primitive to be trained.

Well, back in the day when bandwidth was limited (think 128-768 KB/s for gods sake),
When napster was the rage & movie streaming was a far off possibility in
A generation or 2, about 80% of internet traffic was porn related.

Goes to show you that procreation & survival of our species still matters most.

Funny story

I can make it funnier. OK. I made this call in front of my mother....... Makes me shudder a bit too.

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I can make it funnier. OK. I made this call in front of my mother....... Makes me shudder a bit too.

If I would have said something similar in the presence of my Mom in such circumstances, she would have laughed her ass off.

She had quite the sense of humor, volcanic in nature - mostly quiet but when she got that glint in the eyes, look out!

Jenny.

As someone once said, "it's the quiet ones you gotta look out for."
(I think maybe it had to do with mass murderers?)

And the kinkiest people. Watch out for the quiet kinky people.

Not sure which thread of mine to post this, so instead of bugging my mentor for advice, I flipped a coin. No time anyway, got to get back to work. Here goes :
I'm cruising the Walmart, and some lady standing in a kiosk asks me about my internet service. So I says, "I hate it but I am too lazy to change". "Is it to your satisfaction though?", she follows. "Fast enough to download sick, twisted, eerie, godless (STEG) content that would make it difficult for most people to look others in the eye the next day, and they'll know why", I replied. Could have knocked her over with a straw at that point. Almost crying, she got out "You could have just said you were busy". I said I was too busy to make up a good story.
Anyone else have stories of just being too busy, and decided the truth was just more efficient? Let's talk about it. I'm at 555- http://forum.boundanna.net/board/viewto ... 11&t=12035. C'mon! All of your friends are doin' it!

I just laughed myself silly reading that one.

Rates right up there to answering the door to an example of a clipboard-wielding species of human, wearing a bloody apron, and holding a long butcher knife.

You could see the conflict in his eyes. Stay around because she might just be cutting up meat, or run like hell because it could be another kind of meat...

Of course, I was just dicing up some meat for a stew.

Never came back.

Jenny.

bound_jenny wrote:Rates right up there to answering the door to an example of a clipboard-wielding species of human, wearing a bloody apron, and holding a long butcher knife. You could see the conflict in his eyes. Stay around because she might just be cutting up meat, or run like hell because it could be another kind of meat... Of course, I was just dicing up some meat for a stew. Never came back.

Do you think this work with Jehovahs witnesses

All of the above Dam, I think I've just wet myself laughing.

I use to get parcels delivered by this same nosy delivery man and every time he would comment about what he thought was in the parcel. I would just nod and politely thank him and take the parcel while uttering expletives to myself.

One day I see him coming with a parcel of a three-foot tube and he is all joky Ha, ha, has your wife ordered a new vibrator mate. I told him "no, it's the battery for the old one".