Setting up internet service

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Setting up internet service

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 07 Mar 2019, 04:11

So the old tenants living downstairs have had internet service that I have been using. In a couple of weeks, they are canceling it, when they move out, leaving me all alone.
So I'm shopping for internet service. First time for me. I call up the company and they ask what I will be doing online. I said "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes". Big pause. "Ahh, ok, I ahh, I understand" was the response. I didn't subscribe to that service.
I chatted online with a representative from another provider. Typed in the same thing "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes". Without delay he typed in a laugh and said he had just the service for me. I bought from him.
I think I chose well. I just hope I didn't give the 1st guy nightmares.......
I know you people are totally cool hearing me say "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes".
Thanx for listening. :hi:
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Re: Setting up internet service

Postby JIMDINI » 07 Mar 2019, 09:25

:hi:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I said "Email, banking, and viewing videos of sick, twisted, eerie godless things that would make it difficult to look most people in the eyes". Big pause. "Ahh, ok, I ahh, I understand" was the response.
:o

Given that the media reckon people spend over 50% of their on line time viewing porn, what did he expect :?: :?: :?: I want to stream religious services :!:
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Re: Setting up internet service

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 07 Mar 2019, 11:46

I'm not offended enough to get him fired. Still feel he is ill-equipped to be in sales though.
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Re: Setting up internet service

Postby Gregovic » 07 Mar 2019, 20:16

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I'm not offended enough to get him fired. Still feel he is ill-equipped to be in sales though.


On the other hand most people just go for "online videos" and leave it at that instead of being honest :gag: :rofl: And some people are just too naïve and vanilla to even realize how much "deviant" stuff is out there to be enjoyed. :whip:
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Re: Setting up internet service

Postby bound_jenny » 08 Mar 2019, 01:25

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I'm not offended enough to get him fired. Still feel he is ill-equipped to be in sales though.


I think he was just gobsmacked (ever been smacked with a gob? Horrible.. :shock: ) that someone would blurt out something not usually heard in polite (and most impolite) company. You don't get that every day. You know it's there, but when that gob smacks you, it's a bit of a shock.

Jenny.

PS I tried weaponizing gobs against Sir C's hamsters, but to no avail. Gobs are too primitive to be trained. :mrgreen:
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Re: Setting up internet service

Postby ponylady » 08 Mar 2019, 07:15

Well, back in the day when bandwidth was limited (think 128-768 KB/s for gods sake),
When napster was the rage & movie streaming was a far off possibility in
A generation or 2, about 80% of internet traffic was porn related.

Goes to show you that procreation & survival of our species still matters most.
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