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- 10 Sep 2009, 12:40
- Forum: Everything else.
- Topic: Sticking things up your butt?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5606
Re: Sticking things up your butt?
How about some roughage in your diet? You know, sometimes it is a better idea to eat an apple than to stick something up your butt to make the exit bigger. But only sometimes ... Seriously though, since I changed my diet to a lot less carbohydrates and a lot more of the green stuff, my digestive sys...
- 08 Sep 2009, 20:28
- Forum: Chastity
- Topic: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 10801
Re: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?
* going outside is never a deterrent since in this case it hides under pants just fine ;) It's not meant as a deterrent, but as an obstacle. It does not take masturbation away from you, but it makes it something special, something that has to be waited for, even worked for. You can't just switch on...
- 08 Sep 2009, 12:50
- Forum: Crossdressing
- Topic: French Maid
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4274
Re: French Maid
What material is. lets say, an "authentic" maid's uniform made out of? Hm, I'm not exactly a tailor, but satin is a nice choice, its nice and shiny and somewhat smooth and cold to the touch. And its lighter than e.g. cotton, so the petticoat will lift it up a little more. Then of course t...
- 08 Sep 2009, 12:43
- Forum: Everything else.
- Topic: Sticking things up your butt?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5606
Re: Sticking things up your butt?
1) I am pretty sure that most professionals you might have seen taking ridiculously large objects up the butt are well trained and certainly did not start out with anal fisting from day one. Buttplugs of increasing diameter used over a period of several weeks or months should do the trick. 2) The pa...
- 06 Sep 2009, 23:05
- Forum: True Stories
- Topic: Busted On A Long Walk On A Short Pier
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4912
Re: Busted On A Long Walk On A Short Pier
While Texas Governor Rick "I wish someone would assassinate his dumb ass" Perry, did make urinating in public a crime requiring the offender being registered as a "Sex Offender" No offense, but that is bloody hilarious, life still writes the best jokes. And with jokes I mean stu...
- 06 Sep 2009, 22:52
- Forum: Chastity
- Topic: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 10801
Re: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?
Put the spare key with some friends or relatives, they don't even have to know about it, everybody has a place where they keep tons of keys they never use...just put yours among them... Then take the other key and take a nice long walk in the countryside and hide the other key at least 2 hours by fo...
- 08 Jul 2009, 16:26
- Forum: Selfbondage safety
- Topic: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1939
Re: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?
Thanks, thats what I meant, but try to find that in a dictionary ^^
- 08 Jul 2009, 16:24
- Forum: Bondage
- Topic: My bondage principles
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3951
Re: My bondage principles
Sounds aobut right...Fesselfan wrote: I take into consideration what she likes, what I like and act upon it.
Thats probably the basic principle behind every form of interpersonal contact, not to mention between the sheets.
- 07 Jul 2009, 12:57
- Forum: Selfbondage safety
- Topic: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1939
Re: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?
I suppose buying a slightly more expensive brand product is a lot safer than using a cheap China-spawned imitation, those tend to be safety hazards. I don't know how your country of origin handles that, but in Germany most products have safety labels that are only given to products that have passed ...
- 07 Jun 2009, 19:15
- Forum: Everything else.
- Topic: bondage @ the highway
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2247
Re: bondage @ the highway
We have a separation between court hearings that deal with crimes (in those the plaintiff is the country, similar to a process like "the state New york against X" in the US) and then there are the civilian processes, where the plaintiff can also be a person or a corporation. For example le...
- 07 Jun 2009, 13:47
- Forum: Everything else.
- Topic: bondage @ the highway
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2247
Re: bondage @ the highway
Now I am no lawyer nor do I have a lot of experience with the cops (which amazes even myself), but I think there is a certain fee to be paid for causing a police deployment, that would be aforementioned 5000 Euro. i know that causing a false fire alarm costs about that much, so scaring the coppers o...
- 06 Jun 2009, 12:04
- Forum: True Stories
- Topic: Most Embarassing day of my life
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4455
Re: Most Embarassing day of my life
silverdollar wrote:my father for the next couple months insisted i needed to go to psychotherapist and church!
Can you do me a favor and hit your father in the head for me?
No seriously, welcome here though.
- 06 Jun 2009, 12:01
- Forum: Everything else.
- Topic: bondage @ the highway
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2247
Re: bondage @ the highway
"The tax payer", that would be me... \o/ *sigh* I hope they at least had a good time ^^AbsoluteBeginner wrote: They got away without any citation, therefore the tax payer will have to pay the 5000 EUR (something around 7000 US$).
- 07 May 2009, 14:43
- Forum: DIY
- Topic: random interval timers?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5888
Re: random interval timers?
http://www.ohmibod.com/products.php
Just create a playlist, maybe include some empty files of different lengths and set the player to shuffle. Done.
Just create a playlist, maybe include some empty files of different lengths and set the player to shuffle. Done.
- 20 Mar 2009, 19:43
- Forum: Chastity
- Topic: Where to start?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 4942
To be honest, that shop does not seem very professional to me, it is made up very amateur-style and the spelling errors do not exactly make it better... And the belt looks a little minimalistic to me. I am quite sure that if sufficiently aroused, my little lady could have an orgasm with it on. But i...