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by Grinser
10 Sep 2009, 12:40
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: Sticking things up your butt?
Replies: 18
Views: 5569

Re: Sticking things up your butt?

How about some roughage in your diet? You know, sometimes it is a better idea to eat an apple than to stick something up your butt to make the exit bigger. But only sometimes ... Seriously though, since I changed my diet to a lot less carbohydrates and a lot more of the green stuff, my digestive sys...
by Grinser
08 Sep 2009, 20:28
Forum: Chastity
Topic: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?
Replies: 19
Views: 10801

Re: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?

* going outside is never a deterrent since in this case it hides under pants just fine ;) It's not meant as a deterrent, but as an obstacle. It does not take masturbation away from you, but it makes it something special, something that has to be waited for, even worked for. You can't just switch on...
by Grinser
08 Sep 2009, 12:50
Forum: Crossdressing
Topic: French Maid
Replies: 11
Views: 4274

Re: French Maid

What material is. lets say, an "authentic" maid's uniform made out of? Hm, I'm not exactly a tailor, but satin is a nice choice, its nice and shiny and somewhat smooth and cold to the touch. And its lighter than e.g. cotton, so the petticoat will lift it up a little more. Then of course t...
by Grinser
08 Sep 2009, 12:43
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: Sticking things up your butt?
Replies: 18
Views: 5569

Re: Sticking things up your butt?

1) I am pretty sure that most professionals you might have seen taking ridiculously large objects up the butt are well trained and certainly did not start out with anal fisting from day one. Buttplugs of increasing diameter used over a period of several weeks or months should do the trick. 2) The pa...
by Grinser
06 Sep 2009, 23:05
Forum: True Stories
Topic: Busted On A Long Walk On A Short Pier
Replies: 11
Views: 4912

Re: Busted On A Long Walk On A Short Pier

While Texas Governor Rick "I wish someone would assassinate his dumb ass" Perry, did make urinating in public a crime requiring the offender being registered as a "Sex Offender" No offense, but that is bloody hilarious, life still writes the best jokes. And with jokes I mean stu...
by Grinser
06 Sep 2009, 22:52
Forum: Chastity
Topic: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?
Replies: 19
Views: 10801

Re: Installed, Locked... Ok, now what?

Put the spare key with some friends or relatives, they don't even have to know about it, everybody has a place where they keep tons of keys they never use...just put yours among them... Then take the other key and take a nice long walk in the countryside and hide the other key at least 2 hours by fo...
by Grinser
08 Jul 2009, 16:26
Forum: Selfbondage safety
Topic: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?
Replies: 4
Views: 1936

Re: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?

Thanks, thats what I meant, but try to find that in a dictionary ^^
by Grinser
08 Jul 2009, 16:24
Forum: Bondage
Topic: My bondage principles
Replies: 10
Views: 3951

Re: My bondage principles

Fesselfan wrote: I take into consideration what she likes, what I like and act upon it.
Sounds aobut right...
Thats probably the basic principle behind every form of interpersonal contact, not to mention between the sheets.
by Grinser
07 Jul 2009, 12:57
Forum: Selfbondage safety
Topic: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?
Replies: 4
Views: 1936

Re: Can plug in massagers become a fire or shock hazard?

I suppose buying a slightly more expensive brand product is a lot safer than using a cheap China-spawned imitation, those tend to be safety hazards. I don't know how your country of origin handles that, but in Germany most products have safety labels that are only given to products that have passed ...
by Grinser
07 Jun 2009, 19:15
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: bondage @ the highway
Replies: 14
Views: 2247

Re: bondage @ the highway

We have a separation between court hearings that deal with crimes (in those the plaintiff is the country, similar to a process like "the state New york against X" in the US) and then there are the civilian processes, where the plaintiff can also be a person or a corporation. For example le...
by Grinser
07 Jun 2009, 13:47
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: bondage @ the highway
Replies: 14
Views: 2247

Re: bondage @ the highway

Now I am no lawyer nor do I have a lot of experience with the cops (which amazes even myself), but I think there is a certain fee to be paid for causing a police deployment, that would be aforementioned 5000 Euro. i know that causing a false fire alarm costs about that much, so scaring the coppers o...
by Grinser
06 Jun 2009, 12:04
Forum: True Stories
Topic: Most Embarassing day of my life
Replies: 5
Views: 4455

Re: Most Embarassing day of my life

silverdollar wrote:my father for the next couple months insisted i needed to go to psychotherapist and church!

Can you do me a favor and hit your father in the head for me?

No seriously, welcome here though.
by Grinser
06 Jun 2009, 12:01
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: bondage @ the highway
Replies: 14
Views: 2247

Re: bondage @ the highway

AbsoluteBeginner wrote: They got away without any citation, therefore the tax payer will have to pay the 5000 EUR (something around 7000 US$).
"The tax payer", that would be me... \o/ *sigh* I hope they at least had a good time ^^
by Grinser
07 May 2009, 14:43
Forum: DIY
Topic: random interval timers?
Replies: 24
Views: 5888

Re: random interval timers?

http://www.ohmibod.com/products.php

Just create a playlist, maybe include some empty files of different lengths and set the player to shuffle. Done.
by Grinser
20 Mar 2009, 19:43
Forum: Chastity
Topic: Where to start?
Replies: 15
Views: 4942

To be honest, that shop does not seem very professional to me, it is made up very amateur-style and the spelling errors do not exactly make it better... And the belt looks a little minimalistic to me. I am quite sure that if sufficiently aroused, my little lady could have an orgasm with it on. But i...