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bound_jenny wrote: ↑16 Jan 2024, 09:20

Blacky wrote: ↑16 Jan 2024, 01:57 make ham-sters and eggs

Mmmmmm.... hamsters and eggs.....

hamsters-and-eggs.jpg

Jenny.

bound_jenny wrote: ↑15 Jan 2024, 01:53

Shannon SteelSlave wrote: ↑14 Jan 2024, 22:49 Do you want your eggs over easy or over hard?

Don't egg him on...

Jenny.

I’m immune to that!

(Sets of to the workshop to make hamster-shaped egg mold)

I have some in a novelty version. (A skull and a prick)

Since “anything is a dildo for the brave”, they can probably be used in some way or another.
But I find it hard to see how they should be particularly useful.

and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body If I eat one egg sandwich, that's the right description of the gale coming out of my bum. They fed me that once at the hospital and I stank up the whole ward with a rotten egg smell. :shock: :facepalm: :rofl: I told the staff to avoid bring...

It can be pretty bad. From wikipedia: The inulin cannot be broken down by the human digestive system[51] but bacteria metabolize it in the colon. This can cause flatulence and, in some cases, gastric pain. John Gerard's Herbal, printed in 1621, quotes the English botanist John Goodyer on Jerusalem a...

bound_jenny wrote: ↑31 Dec 2023, 01:14

bounddosster wrote: ↑30 Dec 2023, 16:38 To many brussels sprouts, thats you're trouble.

Steamed Brussels sprouts...

Jenny.

Amateurs!

Have you ever tried a salad with lots of Jerusalem artichoke?

You can inflate a blimp after eating those tubers.

JIMDINI wrote: ↑24 Dec 2023, 06:49 Welcome back Sir C.
Be careful tonight if people here Jingling they will start scanning the sky for sleighs.

Better than ventriloquism!

“I am sure that I can hear Santa’s sleigh bells!”

ponylady wrote: ↑23 Dec 2023, 02:55
Very cool & Welcome back

Thanks

Welcome back! So happy to hear from you. Merry Christmas! Please don’t do too thorough of an inspection around here. Wasn’t expecting such a distinguished appearance and didn’t have time to properly prepare for your arrival. :mrgreen: Thanks. A bell around the cat’s neck or the muppet’s schlong pro...

Ring-a-ding... hear them ring... soon it will be Christmas Day! Yay! Welcome back! :hi: :love: I'll take alive and silly over any of the opposites any day! 8) Your hamsters were well-behaved in your absence. :wink: Jenny. Thanks, that is so good to hear! (I have considered a beaver/hamster hybrid m...

kinbaku wrote: ↑18 Dec 2023, 21:36 Jingle bell, jingle bell, ...
Happy Christmas, Sir.

Thanks, and the same to you.

(Happily performs “the helicopter” in tune to the music)

“ pull the other one, it's got bells on! “ Sorry for my absence, but I’m still alive and silly. In the spirit of the season I made the contraption below. We need more cowbell! The ring fits comfortably behind the corona, and then I can jingle while I dingle (or do kegels to really get attention). As...

In Denmark we have reached a very high percentage of vaccination (95% of those older than 50, the younger groups are catching up), and the infection and hospitalization numbers are now so low, that almost all restrictions will be gone by September 10th. It is no longer considered a public health cri...

Peristaltic pumps are quite good for viscous liquids, but they will flow more than squirt in pulses.

Be careful about the air pressure driven contraptions and bodily orifices.
Should the valve or controller fail, you could get badly hurt from the inflation.

In the near future, Slave_L will disappear mostly from this forum. But not for the reason you think. You see, I've decided I need a namechange. Once Anna approves, and commits the change, I will be known as KinkInSpace. I've worn the name Slave_L since the beginning here, but its only being used he...