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by Pretend we re dead
04 Mar 2024, 03:34
Forum: Software
Topic: xtoys: maze tease
Replies: 42
Views: 1619

Re: xtoys: maze tease

And your penalty for losing :oops: gets worse each time. at least that's what I do to my boyfriend, everytime he loses. Cheat on me, pay the price. my interest rate is higher than a department store credit card. :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: I use a pedometer on my wrist to keep count, o...
by Pretend we re dead
15 Apr 2022, 03:35
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: Nair is cold.
Replies: 11
Views: 863

Re: Nair is cold.

Ok. SO first of all, thanks for trying to help me. I usually end up doing whatever I want anyway, and this, sadly, was no exception. But at least I tried, and did listen, for a while. I don't usually return to the people I "ignored" to gloat, and trust me, I am not doing that now. I was at...
by Pretend we re dead
11 Mar 2022, 10:46
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: Nair is cold.
Replies: 11
Views: 863

Re: Nair is cold.

if you leave the cap off, make a big mess inside your microwave when the stuff shoots out the opening like a male porn star cumming all over the place... :? Jenny. :rofl: I didn't even imagine that. Thanks for the advice. I'm not laughing at your advice Jenny, I am laughing at what would happen if ...
by Pretend we re dead
11 Mar 2022, 10:17
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: Nair is cold.
Replies: 11
Views: 863

Re: Nair is cold.

I knew I forgot something. :facepalm: (Stupid, stupid, stupid) (No, no, me, not you guys :oops: )
These are the plastic squeezy bottles.
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by Pretend we re dead
11 Mar 2022, 03:12
Forum: Everything else.
Topic: Nair is cold.
Replies: 11
Views: 863

Nair is cold.

So anyway, I use Nair like once a week for you know, yeah. But it is so &****ing cold going on, I used to leave it in front of my heater. Helps a little, but my landlord came by and asked why it is so warm in my apartment. I told him I was cleaning my oven. Doubt he bought it, so he'll probably ...
by Pretend we re dead
02 Jan 2020, 13:18
Forum: True Stories
Topic: Self Bondage CBT- Peppermint
Replies: 5
Views: 3725

Re: Self Bondage CBT- Peppermint

Bad ideas are the best. :|
by Pretend we re dead
07 Sep 2019, 06:31
Forum: Site feedback
Topic: Site not secure - request for a certificate
Replies: 56
Views: 19821

Re: Site not secure - request for a certificate

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by Pretend we re dead
04 Aug 2019, 07:11
Forum: Fictional stories
Topic: Cerena's Bondage Abduction Part 3
Replies: 1
Views: 1465

Re: Cerena's Bondage Abduction Part 3

This is just like a dream i had, except the master was a tall guy there were no girls, and instead of horny boys, i was banged over and over by leprechauns. they would each just pick a hole and start filling. i must be lonely too long if i am having rape dreams thanks for putting it in perspective.
by Pretend we re dead
03 Aug 2019, 23:35
Forum: Selfbondage discussions
Topic: Discovered something new yesterday
Replies: 2
Views: 1759

Re: Discovered something new yesterday

Im happy for you finding this. Nothing new to a 2 year parochial school student. No i don't have any stories about it, so dont ask. the rulers were more for threats than actual punishment. trying to get in to that school wont give you that type of pleasure if you call it that
by Pretend we re dead
03 Aug 2019, 03:02
Forum: Selfbondage discussions
Topic: My favorite gag
Replies: 7
Views: 3122

Re: My favorite gag

That gag could be a relationship saver. Or earplugs.
by Pretend we re dead
03 Aug 2019, 02:54
Forum: New member introduction
Topic: Hey.
Replies: 9
Views: 3151

Re: Hey.

All right jenny maybe I'll try a few more posts. I don't think anyone wants my loneliness but here i am again. thanks nice to know some one cares.
by Pretend we re dead
03 Aug 2019, 02:45
Forum: Bondage
Topic: Sleeping while in bondage
Replies: 110
Views: 72272

Re: Sleeping while in bondage

I find that I used to sleep better when I tied him up. He'd shut up, and I wouldn't hear him. Win, win. Lights out.
by Pretend we re dead
20 May 2019, 01:24
Forum: New member introduction
Topic: Hey.
Replies: 9
Views: 3151

Re: Hey.

I feel I not worthy such a welcome, but warm and fuzzy is the medicine I need right now. Good for me, but makes me nauseous. Thank you people. I'll try being nicer.
by Pretend we re dead
20 May 2019, 00:48
Forum: Bondage
Topic: What to do when partner is tied up
Replies: 22
Views: 13749

Re: What to do when partner is tied up

Yeah, that helps my living alone in a strange town situation. Maybe I should use tighter ropes. All I want to do is watch Jeopardy in peace, and not hear the answer right before I say it.
by Pretend we re dead
18 May 2019, 16:48
Forum: Bondage
Topic: What to do when partner is tied up
Replies: 22
Views: 13749

Re: What to do when partner is tied up

I thought gags were real relationship savers. But what do I know. Could be what brought me here anyway. Maybe I should have used ear plugs and closed captioning on the tv. Look, I'm definitley not the relationship master. Realizing that, I would not have even posted, but I wasted this much time. Sho...