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You've just described and drawn a "Bong".

It's like a Hookah, but used to smoke Marijuana.
You should google for good bong designs, it might help you in your quest.

Buy a cheap piece of plywood. It dosent even have to be large. It's physically impossible for you to lift something you are tied to, if your weight is on it.

I read this a few times and all I can say is "A picture (even one drawn in mspaint) is worth 1000 words.

I did one like this, but I used a heavy duty spring scale, that will weigh up to 50 lbs. I put a sensor on the bottom of the dildo, and a sensor inside of the spring scale, which was on one side of an old seat belt. I wrote a java program, set it for 500, and was in heaven. So I had to push myself d...

Tells you how to make your own straightjacket. Its just a halloween costume, but you could reinforce it for your needs...

http://www.instructables.com/id/How_to_ ... it_Jacket/

As an avid shotgun sports participant, I can say that right now, lead costs are extremely high. Also, bullets and shot are not made out of lead because lead is toxic, its because lead is heavy and cheap(relativly).

I think that e_eila means a clean syringe without the needle attatched.
That's a great idea, except your not really forced to eat it, just have it in your mouth until you can unlock your gag.

I saw a video on youtube about it. Basically its just 2 feet of surgical tubing or acrylic aquarium tubing in the chuck of an electric drill. You mount the drill, stick a rubber band over the trigger, and your set. The best part is, with the movement/vibration of the drill, it wont hit the same spot...

Yes, it's the same stuff, just in different sized cans.
I've only actually used it a few times, but it has ALOT of SB uses.

Do you have any PlastiDip? That stuff is invaluable to self-bondage practitioners. You can dip anything into it, and instantly, it is a safe, clean, non-toxic, smooth, insertable object. You could dip the whole thing, string and all, and it would look like a pair of professional anal beads. It also ...

You could do it without having to sew any leather. 1. Sew the rectangular plug and dildo holder, but with two (approx) 2 inch slits on each end. 2. Put one belt around your waist 3. Get another belt, put the non buckle end down under the first one, under your belly button 4. Run it through the plug/...

Pulp Fiction!

Bruce Willis and this other black guy are tied up with big red harness ball gags. Then the black guy gets butt raped...

But its still a great movie.

If you have an electric drill, you can make an easy simple spanking machine.
You could use BenGay, even though thats a pain reliever, or icy hot. You could also buy a box of Grape Nuts, and force yourself to sit on them.

These sound more like vaginal based anal beads.
Do you have a drill? or drill press?

Vicks VapoRub
Icy Hot
Bengay

Edit: Also, tiger balm, or anything you can think of in the catagory "external analgesic"

It is intense, you have been warned